Hp jokes

In Malfoy's mannor Luciouse was explain the other death eaters how to make smart and intellegent baby wizards.
" You should focus on the left side if you are after a baby boy, while on the right side if you are after baby girl. But the most important thing is NOT TO Smile when you will see your wife naked".

[Then Dumbeldore apperated and said to Luciouse:

" You couldn't resist smiling Luciouse"

what u think?

lol, i'm just impressed that you can write jokes! 🙂 I'd try...but i'm sure mine would suck!

common pls lianslo, post it , don't worry, writing jokes is just a routine, once u do it, then it will just flow,

lol, i'm sure 😉 i'm trying to come up w/ one...but its hard!

ok,
*seats and waits for Lianslo to come with her joke*

oh dear...now the pressure is on! 😖

ha, don't worry, anyhow I'm going off now, I'll be on somewhere like 4 hours from now.

By that time I hope that the entries would be IHCT, cause I won't be able to od a stauff tommorow morning at work (at this is a joke)🙂
see ya

you can do it, yes you can! everybody clap your hands! 😉

^lol...bye Uni! 🙂 we'll see if i can get a joke together...i recently got distracted by defending the Bible...

what u mean by destracted by defending the bible???

probably arguing in the GDF against sum1 who says bad things about christians

either that or the whole "is or isnt harry potter the work of the devil" i duno there r sum pretty passionate ppl tehre

lol, i was in the GDF, and was posting in "Bible: fact of fiction" thread...therefore, defending my belief in the Bible 🙂

Well, this is about jokes not seriouse things.
I like the bible also

😄 lol, sorry...i didn't mean to get us off topic!

um why is heimone so smart becoz she took some smart poition that she makes in the girls dormitorys without anyone knowing ha ha ok thats not funny i cant think of a joke arghhhhhhh

kewl pretty at least u tried

i wish i could write jokes i can only write fics i cant write jokes but you guys are great at it Uni you rock at hp jokes

A drunken Hagrid gets on the night bus, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

She looks him up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

Hagrid jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"