Björk to Open Olympics!

http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/#3

Icelandic singer Bjork will open the Olympic Games in Athens on Friday. The eccentric star will perform before 70,000 spectators at the Greek capital's new Olympic Stadium and a worldwide TV audience of four billion at the four hour opening ceremony. The center of the stadium will be turned into a lake for the event, which will also feature important symbols of Greek mythology, including a giant Trojan horse, a statue of the goddess Athena and a centaur shooting an arrow. Bjork will join a spectacular collection of 'A' list stars at the event, including Naomi Campbell - who will carry the Olympic torch on one of its last legs - Julia Roberts, Jack Nicholson, Britney Spears and David Beckham and Victoria Beckham, who are all attending the sporting event.

I'm so proud! cry

Now listen to this gorgeous track off her new album! 😍
http://acompaulsivegambler.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/BjorkWhoIsIt.mp3

Or else! 😠

What's with the small text?

My Björk will be performing in front of 4 billion people and all you can talk about it small text! 😠

Outrageous! schmoll

Olympic spies have said that she is going to be wearing a crazy dress that is basically a "mountain"! 😂

No Björk jokes from any of you!! ranting

You're all jealous that you're not headlining the Olympic ceremonies! 😛

Can your precious Maynard say that he performed in front of 4 billion peeps; lil doll?
I dont think so! *snap snap* diva

puke

Tasteless heathen! schmoll

Originally posted by Tex
My Björk will be performing in front of 4 billion people and all you can talk about it small text! 😠

Outrageous! schmoll

Olympic spies have said that she is going to be wearing a crazy dress that is basically a "mountain"! 😂

No Björk jokes from any of you!! ranting

You're all jealous that you're not headlining the Olympic ceremonies! 😛

Can your precious Maynard say that he performed in front of 4 billion peeps; lil doll?
I dont think so! *snap snap* diva

*yawn* I pity those 4 billion people that will be watching that.

And no, Maynard can't say that he performed in front of 4 billion people....but you know who can? Britney Spears. So I guess Bjork is the next Spears, she should be very proud.

i like the time when they opened the olympics where the guy shot the fire arrow. and he shot only one flame arrown just to light the flames of the olympics now i find that way better than that. no offence tex.

Terrorist! 😛

what do you mean terrorist.

well that seals it.......I wont be watching the opening ceremonies. 😖

HA HA HA HA HAHA i wont even be at home to watch it.

Björk to Open Olympics!

I think I'm going to be busy teaching my dog to wipe its ass on the carpet during that part of the Olympics, though quite odious, atleast that provides entertainment...

Holy shit, you have to TEACH your dog how to do that? Mines been doing that for ages.

yeah dogs seems to take after their masters

Mommy trained him well at a young age by wiping his nose in it when he went inside...so I find breaking the habit, while she still trys to instill the original training to be a much more amusing way to consume my time until the actual games start...

Ah, well whatever you have to do to get your sights off of that attention whore Bjork.

alcohol solves all problems!

Goodnight gentlemen...

My fabulous Björk thread has turned into a discussion about dog shit!?!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *faints*.

😠 Dont you drag Maynard into this! 😠

Maynard doesnt have to promote his music diva hes well known for his great singing/song writing ability with out having to preform at such a sell out event! schmoll