Björk to Open Olympics!

i quite like Bjork personally....
especially Joga, because Atari teenage riot covered it and t'was great 😛

but i do like Bjork, but only the odd song

Originally posted by Tex
My fabulous Björk thread has turned into a discussion about dog shit!?!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *faints*.

That's not a coincidence my friend.

Originally posted by Tex
My Björk will be performing in front of 4 billion people and all you can talk about it small text! 😠

Outrageous! schmoll

Olympic spies have said that she is going to be wearing a crazy dress that is basically a "mountain"! 😂

No Björk jokes from any of you!! ranting

You're all jealous that you're not headlining the Olympic ceremonies! 😛

Can your precious Maynard say that he performed in front of 4 billion peeps; lil doll?
I dont think so! *snap snap* diva

No sir, Maynard hasn't performed in front of 4 million peeps... I'm sorry sir, you were right all along...

Darth!! cry are you gonna stand for that remark about our precious Maynard cry

Shame on you!! cry

I'm sorry lils 🙁

Tool should open the Olympics 😊 ✅

Deffinitivly!! droolio

Maynard...

He's not fit to hold Björk's water bottle! schmoll

I woudlnt want to be at the Olympics when bjork is singing live!

winkiss

She can sink those teeth into me anytime! 😮‍💨

I'm most excitedly anticipating the song she will be performing....written by her especially for the Olympics!

Should be fabulous!
And you know how she's a big pervert?

Well Olympic spies have reported the lyrics contain references to "tasty sweat"! Yumm! 😮‍💨

Am I the only one who watches the Olympics for the big giggling crotch bulges? 🤺

That's... disturbing. 😐

From the Speech after Björk performed:

"I now declear deaf, the olympic games 2004!"

😱 Finally a reason to watch the olympic games..

Bjorkie will sing droolio

I think Bjork is going to have to go something to beat Kylie at the opening ceremony !

I think Bjork is going to have to go something to beat Kylie at the opening ceremony !

Who needs to be able to sing when she looks like that !

well im in for the music, seldom watch videos and the likes. So Kylie can be as pretty as she want, i aint listening to her stuff though. She is more soothing for the eye than the Islandic freak show Bjørk though 😘

OK Finti....I must admit to being captivated by Kylie !

What I like particularly about her is that she is a bit like a blank canvas waiting to be painted on or a blob of clay waiting to be moulded. The producers can mould her to be anything their hearts desire and she does it effortlessly.

I believe that she is the most photographed female in the world !

Anybody that wants to see the myriad characters that Kylie can be just pop her name into GOOGLE IMAGES and enjoy the thousands of hits you will get !

OH YES....She ain't no Maria Callas but her singing is underrated too !

Ok, my meager brain is incapable of calculating the time difference...

When's the opening Ceremony taking place on the West Coast...of the US.

now

Im not gonna watch the Olympics...i dont fancy watching people drugged up so they can win...wheres the skill in that!