Pirates vs Ninjas

Started by Da preacher5 pages

Pirates have guns, so I'd say Pirates.

Ninjas They have the skills

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Pirates vs Ninja!

Thanks to morningstar, (and darkc for offering me a challenge.) you choose between the age old debate! (AKA: About 5 years sense some dork on the internet invented the stupid joke..)

Pirates pwn ninjas. Pirates still exist, they had lots of loot, they drank like fish, and a broadside with 24 pounders pwns lil' ninja pointy things any day.

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Pirates own...😛

Ninjas would kick the living shit out of Pirates.

The Ninjas would place Gallons of Beer on their ship while the Pirates were sleeping.

Pirates wake up, get drunk and then pass out or just start staggering around. Ninjas come at night running around the ship with their Katanas killing Pirates left and right.

Pirates die, Ninjas win.

HOYYYYYYYYYA!

Pirate galleon WTFpwns the little paper pagoda where all the ninjas sleep and keep their pajamas.

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Ninja always win

Originally posted by Lörd Sorgo
Ninjas would kick the living shit out of Pirates.

The Ninjas would place Gallons of Beer on their ship while the Pirates were sleeping.

Pirates wake up, get drunk and then pass out or just start staggering around. Ninjas come at night running around the ship with their Katanas killing Pirates left and right.

Pirates die, Ninjas win.

HOYYYYYYYYYA!

Pirates = Music/Movie Pirates. 😛

Therefore Pirates win.

Nah, they don't. Ninjas don't adapt well to new technologies and areas.

^Why there are no modern ninjas...

Originally posted by Wesker
Pirate galleon WTFpwns the little paper pagoda where all the ninjas sleep and keep their pajamas.
Pirate goes to lay his Sword down on the Ninja and he just realizes he has only hit a bed BUT DOESN'T REALIZE that the Ninja is right behind him and WHAPAM!

Ninja shurikens his ass.

Nah, ninjas can't swim. And even the great mystical arts of Ninjitsu don't protect againt exploding cannonballs and the stench of over a hundred unbathed sailors.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Pirates = Music/Movie Pirates. 😛

Therefore Pirates win.

Ninjas are.

Therefore, they pwn.

Originally posted by Wesker
Nah, ninjas can't swim. And even the great mystical arts of Ninjitsu don't protect againt exploding cannonballs and the stench of over a hundred unbathed sailors.

Wow.... Ninjas can swim.

That's the funny part.

No Cannonball can protect against a thousand speeding Shurikens, some smoke bombs, mouth darts and the stentch of Moth balls.

... Which will never get within the effective range of a pirate flotilla. I mean, in the 1800s a couple of ships from America pretty much pwned any might the Japanese had just by existing. No ninjas can pwn naval ships with throwing weapons, unless they have pocket nukes or something.

Originally posted by Wesker
... Which will never get within the effective range of a pirate flotilla. I mean, in the 1800s a couple of ships from America pretty much pwned any might the Japanese had just by existing. No ninjas can pwn naval ships with throwing weapons, unless they have pocket nukes or something.

Dude, we are talking about Pirates.

Drunken, smelly and lazy thieves.

And then we're talking about Ninjas.

Deadly, Precise, walking killing machines.

The Ninjas wouldn't walk up to the ship and say "COME ON AND GET ME!"

They'd find a way to sneak onto the ship and assassinate them all.

Originally posted by Wesker
Pirates pwn ninjas. Pirates still exist, they had lots of loot, they drank like fish, and a broadside with 24 pounders pwns lil' ninja pointy things any day.

ninjas still exist...you just can't see them shuriken

Yeah, assuming they can all get in their row boats and not die before the ships close range. Pirates may be drunkards, but they know how to kill things. That's why they scare the shit out of the Royal Navy and every government that operates in the ocean. Trust me... a pirate ship is more than enough for a hundred ninjas in rowboats or scuba diving gear, trying to close the distance.

Originally posted by Wesker
Yeah, assuming they can all get in their row boats and not die before the ships close range. Pirates may be drunkards, but they know how to kill things. That's why they scare the shit out of the Royal Navy and every government that operates in the ocean. Trust me... a pirate ship is more than enough for a hundred ninjas in rowboats or scuba diving gear, trying to close the distance.

A pair of Ninjas is enough to rape a ship filled with a bunch of drunken Pirates.

Or they could get them while they sleep.

As much as Pirates can fight, they reserve time for drinking, playing games and eating.

Ninjas spend their lifetime training to be the deadliest Killing machine alive.