Ninjas would kick the living shit out of Pirates.
The Ninjas would place Gallons of Beer on their ship while the Pirates were sleeping.
Pirates wake up, get drunk and then pass out or just start staggering around. Ninjas come at night running around the ship with their Katanas killing Pirates left and right.
Pirates die, Ninjas win.
HOYYYYYYYYYA!
Originally posted by Lörd Sorgo
Ninjas would kick the living shit out of Pirates.The Ninjas would place Gallons of Beer on their ship while the Pirates were sleeping.
Pirates wake up, get drunk and then pass out or just start staggering around. Ninjas come at night running around the ship with their Katanas killing Pirates left and right.
Pirates die, Ninjas win.
HOYYYYYYYYYA!
Pirates = Music/Movie Pirates. 😛
Therefore Pirates win.
Originally posted by WeskerPirate goes to lay his Sword down on the Ninja and he just realizes he has only hit a bed BUT DOESN'T REALIZE that the Ninja is right behind him and WHAPAM!
Pirate galleon WTFpwns the little paper pagoda where all the ninjas sleep and keep their pajamas.
Ninja shurikens his ass.
Originally posted by Wesker
Nah, ninjas can't swim. And even the great mystical arts of Ninjitsu don't protect againt exploding cannonballs and the stench of over a hundred unbathed sailors.
Wow.... Ninjas can swim.
That's the funny part.
No Cannonball can protect against a thousand speeding Shurikens, some smoke bombs, mouth darts and the stentch of Moth balls.
Originally posted by Wesker
... Which will never get within the effective range of a pirate flotilla. I mean, in the 1800s a couple of ships from America pretty much pwned any might the Japanese had just by existing. No ninjas can pwn naval ships with throwing weapons, unless they have pocket nukes or something.
Dude, we are talking about Pirates.
Drunken, smelly and lazy thieves.
And then we're talking about Ninjas.
Deadly, Precise, walking killing machines.
The Ninjas wouldn't walk up to the ship and say "COME ON AND GET ME!"
They'd find a way to sneak onto the ship and assassinate them all.
Yeah, assuming they can all get in their row boats and not die before the ships close range. Pirates may be drunkards, but they know how to kill things. That's why they scare the shit out of the Royal Navy and every government that operates in the ocean. Trust me... a pirate ship is more than enough for a hundred ninjas in rowboats or scuba diving gear, trying to close the distance.
Originally posted by Wesker
Yeah, assuming they can all get in their row boats and not die before the ships close range. Pirates may be drunkards, but they know how to kill things. That's why they scare the shit out of the Royal Navy and every government that operates in the ocean. Trust me... a pirate ship is more than enough for a hundred ninjas in rowboats or scuba diving gear, trying to close the distance.
A pair of Ninjas is enough to rape a ship filled with a bunch of drunken Pirates.
Or they could get them while they sleep.
As much as Pirates can fight, they reserve time for drinking, playing games and eating.
Ninjas spend their lifetime training to be the deadliest Killing machine alive.