The Official Symbiote Thread

go TJ. its your birthday. were gonna party like its your birthday.

💃 💃 💃 mikejackson1

Originally posted by Sarsaparilla
NO PAO! wait for badsymbiote to see it.

I finally did. Thank you guys for making sure I could. Will people think I'm gay if I say you're beautiful? Oh, well--like I give a sh*t. You are. Let the chips fall where they may.

There were so many posts today--so I have to be very general to reply to everyone today. Liked the teasing (Thanks, Nataku! Keep it coming!), liked grey fox's efforts, liked reading the guys' disagreements.
(Though I also wish you could all behave yourselves. It is entertaining, but it's also kind of awkward for those of us who get along with all of you--namely probably all of us women here.)

Sarsaparilla--did I spell it right? That takes a little more effort to type than your old name. I loved RJ's spelling of your name.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life with what's sure to become one of the most misspelled user names in KMC history!!!

To You! **I was thinking about changing mine to
"Jesseca-Jacob-Jingle-Heimer-Schmidt". What do you think?** 😉

hahahaha you are classic, Jess. i think i like being called sapatilha.

OK, sure, Sebulba--no problem. No, it's Spatula, right? 😉

Oh, no, no--Count Spankulot. Right, right. Spankulot. Got it.

cry im gonna change it.

Originally posted by fever red
Nataku...
Hold on- you're a dragon and you ate me, but also you're a man in a robot suit and you're carrying me on your shoulder?
Fine by me.
Now, I'd like to ask you all, what does the Official Sym Thread look like? I call it the Office, and picture it as one. You know, a bunch of fabric-panel cubicles, very normal, only the denizens are diverse and oddly garbed, the work is eclectic and often in opposition, and doors keep popping in and out (links).
My personal project at the moment? I'm coordinating a letter writing campaign to the Pope to get Cletus Kasady canonized.

I(the boss/ manager from hell)
HOw can you be more efficient? does it really need all the big words like canonized, and your over your paper and ink budget.

thats it i have had enough image or not i am using my forbidden techniques

Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken !!!!!

(knocks out nataku)

Originally posted by Nataku8188
Yep. I thought I was the only person who like Plo Koon Baboon.

:: Takes a hyper-robo-leak on Grey and RJ. Picks up Fece, SARs boy, Fever, Bad S and Paoloa and sets them on his shoulder while he robo-leaks the idiots away ::

Goooooooo TEAM VENTURE !!! \ \/ /

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Originally posted by Spiderman_RJ
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(continuing from out last sogn bad s arrives in a warehouse to find her little sister f doomed tied to a chair while the zoot suited demon grey fox stands smilign smugly when all of as sudden bad s bursts out itno sogn suddenyl the others arrive minus venom fan

bad s : Life's a show

And we all play our parts

And when the music starts

We open up our hearts

It's all right

If some things come out wrong

We'll sing a happy song

And you can sing along

Where there's life, there's hope

Everyday's a gift

Wishes can come true

Whistle while you work

So hard all day

To be like other girls

To fit in in this glittering world

Don't give me songs

koto k : She needs back-up

bad s : Don't give me songs

Give me something to sing about

I need something to sing about

Life's a song

You don't get to rehearse

And every single verse

Can make it that much worse

Still, my friends

Don't know why I ignore

The million things or more

I should be dancing for

All the joy life sends

Family and friends

All the twists and then

Knowing that it ends

Well, that depends

On if they let you go

On if they know enough to know

That when you bow

You leave the crowd

There was no pain

No fear, no doubt

Till they pulled me out

Of heaven

So that's my refrain

I live in hell

'Cause I've been expelled

From heaven

I think I was in heaven

So give me something to sing about

Please give me something

)starts dancing faster and faster as she smokes her body getting gettign readt to spontaniusly combust)

venom fan : Life's not a song

Life isn't bliss

Life is just this

It's living

You'll get along

The pain that you feel

Only can heal

By living

You have to go on living

So one of us is living

f doomed : The hardest thing in this world is to live in it

i dont know if ive ever understood one of your posts, grey fox.

Originally posted by Sarsaparilla
what about it?

if u meant to be fun you were not...........
this alien in ur sig is really baddass, pityfull he is a good guy, i loved him already!

im never funny. 😐

and yes, Plo Koon is badass, but hes no alien! hes a Kel Dor from Dorcin! 😠

its the same thing since the most important actors are humans

"Minha alma canta
Vejo o Rio de Janeiro
Estou morrendo de saudades
Rio, seu mar
Praia sem fim
Rio, você foi feito prá mim
Cristo Redentor
Braços abertos sobre a Guanabara
Este samba é só porque
Rio, eu gosto de você
A morena vai sambar
Seu corpo todo balançar
Rio de sol, de céu, de mar
Dentro de um minuto estaremos no Galeão
Este samba é só porque
Rio, eu gosto de você
A morena vai sambar
Seu corpo todo balançar
Aperte o cinto, vamos chegar
Água brilhando, olha a pista chegando
E vamos nós
Aterrar..."

("Samba do Avião" - Antonio Carlos Jobim)

i think all female Symfans should be required to have sex with TJ and me. 😄

Why don't we make you fellows emperors of all existence, while we're at it?
And instead of calling us chicks by name, you can just assign us numbers- have a computer keep track of scheduling us for you; so much easier. Better yet, pick your fave female name and call us all by it.
I mean, since we're required to service you, and our interests are irrelevant, basically we, as individuals, are irrelevant...

lets not jump to any decisions yet. we gotta consult with TJ first. 😄

i just figured that me and TJ are the most faithful guys to this thread, and i think grey fox is deviod of any form of genetalia, so it only made sense for us to be the ones.

naw im just kidding. *coughsexmmhmm* yeah no that wont happen sex. i sex dont know what today's sex obsession with sex is *ahem* sex.

Aagh, stop posting songs.