In Superheroes shoes...

Started by Punkyhermy5 pages

In Superheroes shoes...

Pick a superhero.
Now think, would u have taken the same path as them had u been bestowed with their powers???This is about how/why they became heroes.

As for me,i pick Batman.
It's very,very difficult to say what I would have done.But I don't think I'd have had the zeal or determination to become what Bruce became.The pain might have been worse for me.The pain of the loss.

If I was in Bruces place I probably would have paid someone to find and kill the people responsible very slowly and painfully (Making sure they know why it is happing to them).... Maybe I might not have them killed but tortured for a week or two on the anneversery of the death of my parents, and let them know that this will happen every year until they die or I have had enough revenge.

Then I would just try and enjoy the rest of my life, not go out and risk my life....(Just not in my character)

Spider-Man

I would have ended up just trying to make money with it. Create the "Spidey Circus" and go around the world doing quadruple flips and then land in my own net that I'd create in the air. It'd be an awesome show. $30 for general admission. Kids free on the weekends.

...Popcorn is extra

She-Venom. I would have hunted down Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Seth Green, all the yummies, and had my way with them...

Originally posted by fever red
She-Venom. I would have hunted down Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Seth Green, all the yummies, and had my way with them...

Thats disgusting: Seth Green isn't a "yummie" - Seth Green is a dwarf - he's the same height as mini-me.

hahahaha

i would be Cyclops just to bang Jean Grey whenever i wanted.

Originally posted by Mr Zero
Thats disgusting: Seth Green isn't a "yummie" - Seth Green is a dwarf - he's the same height as mini-me.

Well, seeing is how you're a guy--your opinion on men is neither desired nor appreciated, yet still welcome by us--the women. There's alot of estrogen on this forum right now, buddy, and you shouldn't go messing with the mercurial might that is woman, damnit!
You are forgiven this one, by the grace that is given me...next time I shall not be so kind.

And Mane--I think that would be misuse of power, don't you? Sure, the sex would be nice, but you don't want that to be your claim to fame, I'm sure.

well, i think the sex would be nice enough to make up for my lousy claim to fame. after all, she is Jean Grey

be venom go and slaughter each and every being who come in my way.

or ironman and bomb afghanistan each and every day for 365 day every minuit and every second of breath i take. or take over the world

Mane--fair enough.

Ironman--"YOU HAVE OUR PERMISSION TO ASSUME CONTROL OF THE WORLD. WE DON'T WANT IT, ANYWAY. IT'S DAMAGED GOODS."

or ironman and bomb afghanistan each and every day for 365 day every minuit and every second of breath i take. or take over the world
Hey look, i didnt think they existed. Someone who thinks everyone in Afghanistan is a scum, terrorist shit bag. And u know why he thinks this? Because of one or two people who r, fukin retarded.No seriously great idea springs to mind, lets go drop some nukes on Afghanistan, HECK all middle eastern countrys!! I mean saddam, bin laden and those other cream cakes do represent millions of people ✅

Was that last sentence sarcasm? 😕

Originally posted by badsymbiote
Well, seeing is how you're a guy--your opinion on men is neither desired nor appreciated, yet still welcome by us--the women. There's alot of estrogen on this forum right now, buddy, and you shouldn't go messing with the mercurial might that is woman, damnit!
You are forgiven this one, by the grace that is given me...next time I shall not be so kind.

You're very scary.

if i was super powered, not strong enuff to kill with a mere touch but strong enuff to do major damage if i put my mind to it, maybe like Ghost Rider(5 tons), i would go straight to pro sports man! forget fighting crime, and bringing bad guys to justice send me to football, or baseball field and i'll be happy, or better yet send me to a boxing ring. i would be the best ever!

Green Lantern's powers?

I'd be noble, great, and honest, RIGHT UP to the point where I recieve the ring. Then I'd manifest a "powerful people killer" and wipe out anybody that has even the slightest amount of power, and become the President of the Universe. I'd keep Superman alive, and when he comes to save the day, I create some Kryptonite and have my brainwashed lackeys (Michael Jackson, Gene Simmons and Jemma Jameson) shove the Kryptonite up his ass. Then I'd send Busted, McFly, and Avril Lavigne into space and watch them choke.

Spider-Man's powers?

Now, this is cool, because I'd actually feel like fighting crime. I'd just web sling all day, every day. I'd be very much like Peter in this respect - with me being a little bit more selfish, because Pete's just TOO nice. I mean, would you let ANYBODY push you around when you can throw them fifty feet in the air, catch them before they go splat and they stagger away shaking in fear?

Batman?

There's no way in hell I'd not act like an ass if I had the freakin Batmobile. I'd wager on street races, win them, earn more money, and in my castle made of solid gold, I'd have a swimming pool (made from gold coins) and swim in it like Scrooge McDuck. I'd also buy the most advanced sniper rifle in the world and scare people sh*tless by just hoverring the laser sight over them from my bedroom window. Most really attractive women are gold diggers anyway so I'll be sorted there.

What about the gals who liked you before you "made" your millions? You'd annihilate them, too, I suppose. Cold-hearted, but honest. How refreshing.

Honestly. I would probably use my powers to create a fortune. Or at least try. Invest my fortune in a number of things, run for president, start a record label, take over all TV stations, and run nothing but white noise every couple of months so people had to go and find other avenues of entertainment (thus driving up comics sales, and saving Alpha Flight!). Write a couple books I guess, just because I have enough power to force them onto people. Buy microsoft. Conquer the world if I got bored. But I'd still frequent the KMC boards. But if people disagreed with me in a vs. thread, I'd track them down with my satelite network and drop buckets of rancid fish heads on them using my private airplane fleet. 🙂

Good answer. And worthy of you. But a fairly elaborate plot just to save Alpha Flight, don't you think--you could just vaporize the entire Marvel staff and replace them with us...that could work, too.

With my charm, I'd be a natural choice to head the Human Resources Dept. You know, slit the throats of the corrupt and the weak, that sort of thing-- to improve employee morale.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Green Lantern's powers?

I'd be noble, great, and honest, RIGHT UP to the point where I recieve the ring. Then I'd manifest a "powerful people killer" and wipe out anybody that has even the slightest amount of power, and become the President of the Universe. I'd keep Superman alive, and when he comes to save the day, I create some Kryptonite and have my brainwashed lackeys (Michael Jackson, Gene Simmons and Jemma Jameson) shove the Kryptonite up his ass. Then I'd send Busted, McFly, and Avril Lavigne into space and watch them choke.

Spider-Man's powers?

Now, this is cool, because I'd actually feel like fighting crime. I'd just web sling all day, every day. I'd be very much like Peter in this respect - with me being a little bit more selfish, because Pete's just TOO nice. I mean, would you let ANYBODY push you around when you can throw them fifty feet in the air, catch them before they go splat and they stagger away shaking in fear?

Batman?

There's no way in hell I'd not act like an ass if I had the freakin Batmobile. I'd wager on street races, win them, earn more money, and in my castle made of solid gold, I'd have a swimming pool (made from gold coins) and swim in it like Scrooge McDuck. I'd also buy the most advanced sniper rifle in the world and scare people sh*tless by just hoverring the laser sight over them from my bedroom window. Most really attractive women are gold diggers anyway so I'll be sorted there.

ehhhh.... what is to stop the other Hero's from kicking your ass as soon as you do all these stupid things. You are not the only one with power and if you start behaving badly with the GL ring the guardians will just send the whole GL courp after you and then you are in trouble.

ironman, be a man and join the army. (if you haven't already)! all this talk of bombing people for 365 day's a year is about as dumb as a bag of rocks.

leonard, you my man should do stand up comedy. that's some funny shit you've posted. keep it coming.