In Superheroes shoes...

Started by SUPERMANDAMAN5 pages

Originally posted by Lenord
ehhhh.... what is to stop the other Hero's from kicking your ass as soon as you do all these stupid things. You are not the only one with power and if you start behaving badly with the GL ring the guardians will just send the whole GL courp after you and then you are in trouble.

LOL they could just turn off his rings power while he is off flying or something.

Originally posted by jayson
leonard, you my man should do stand up comedy. that's some funny shit you've posted. keep it coming.

Do they have a stand-up comedy division in the Armed Forces?

good question. post a thread and let's start a discussion.

Originally posted by Magee
Hey look, i didnt think they existed. Someone who thinks everyone in Afghanistan is a scum, terrorist shit bag. And u know why he thinks this? Because of one or two people who r, fukin retarded.No seriously great idea springs to mind, lets go drop some nukes on Afghanistan, HECK all middle eastern countrys!! I mean saddam, bin laden and those other cream cakes do represent millions of people ✅

Was that last sentence sarcasm? 😕

Nice to know not everyone on this forum thinks like an idiot. i'm an american and proud, vey proud to be from a democratic country but when i hear/read shit like killing people for killing sake, it makes me wonder what's the ****ing point. grow up.

It's more of a democratic-republic. We elect the officials who ultimately decide, hopefully they decide as we, the people that elected them would, but it is not us who cast the votes that change our country. It's worked for awhile, but eventually every empire crumbles. I think we may be seeing the first act of that decay now, we, or our government has grown too decadent and righteous. It may, and will take awhile for the full wave of entropy to surround and claim us but I firmly believe it is starting nonetheless.

I know GL's power ring was discussed, but what about Dr. Spectrum's crystal? It bends anything to the whim of the wielder. In Supreme Power, we see the president looking through it, a stray thought about his secretary gives him a vision of her in stripper/bondage gear. Would you have the will to control it or would you succumb and let it control you?

punisher: Kill every villin in the city!!!!!!!

Ghost rider: ride around on a demonic motorcycle and tramitize villins souls

Originally posted by jayson
Nice to know not everyone on this forum thinks like an idiot. i'm an american and proud, vey proud to be from a democratic country but when i hear/read shit like killing people for killing sake, it makes me wonder what's the ****ing point. grow up.

I think we'd be wise to leave politics and foreign policy aside for this discussion...we're liable to open a big, yucky can o' worms here.

Thanks to Scarlet Spider and Snakehead for daring to stray back to the topic at hand...

Maybe I would be plastic man(or Reed Richards) and get into the porn industry, and elonagate myself where it really counts. have all sorts of females fawning over my legend. AINT THAT RIGHT babysymbiote?

franlkin richards, abilty to warp reality, no question, would get rid of all the evil in the world, then get anythig i want.

professor x(without the wheelchair) u can do anything u put your mind to. piss off people by takin their ideas, making bank manager give you as much money as you want.

cyclops, first of all get rid of wolverine for pissin me off all these years, then actually show people i'm as useful an x-man as any.

I'd be Iron Man and be a modern knight in shining armor.

Originally posted by manjaro
Maybe I would be plastic man(or Reed Richards) and get into the porn industry, and elonagate myself where it really counts. have all sorts of females fawning over my legend. AINT THAT RIGHT babysymbiote?

Why must I be subject to this attrition (erosion) of my soul? God, I'll tell ya, sometimes, I detest being a woman...
I suppose size does matter, since you brought it up. But you guys don't seem to be anywhere near as particular. A warm body's good enough for most of y'all.
And, by the way, you likely wouldn't even know what to do with a woman like me, and I like a guy that's not afraid to be told what to do--or to tell me.

Originally posted by manjaro
AINT THAT RIGHT babysymbiote?

for the last time! its BADsymbiote ya cockgobbler! is it that hard to read her name???

Ooh, look at that. Your new signature looks like it's gonna throttle the life out of people who misspell my name. Me likey. Very sexy. Protecting the Lethal Protector. Nice.

Originally posted by pr1983
franlkin richards, abilty to warp reality, no question, would get rid of all the evil in the world, then get anythig i want.

To get rid of all evil in the world you first have to get rid of all the humans (since evil is resides in all humans), then you would have to kill yourself (after all killing a whole planet of humans is pretty evil) hang

i'd be like to be thor or supes but have to admit that daredevil would be cool as he overcame his disability to finish top of his class at uni. his perserverance is an example to us all.

If I was spawn geeze the fun I'd have- he's pretty darn powerful, and he doesent have to worry about his conciounce, its not like he's gonna pay for his sins when he's dead. been there, done that. For a start I'd take out busted and McFly, as someone else mentioned earlier, But I'd let Avril live for obvious reasons. And if anyone out theres thinking its because of her music, they should be shot on sight.

I'd have Rogue's ability--then I could steal any powers I wanted, but unfortunately, I'd also have those people swimming around in my head all the time. Still, it would be a small price to pay.

BUT...no sex for the rest of your life 🙁 that would suck.

Originally posted by badsymbiote
you likely wouldn't even know what to do with a woman like me

i betcha i could pull a few tricks out of my sleeve! 😖hifty: OW! droolio

Originally posted by badsymbiote

And, by the way, you likely wouldn't even know what to do with a woman like me.

You cant just make a blank statement like that, you have to give me a specific reason why you think i wouldnt be able to handle that ass. when i think about it, that's the type of stuff middle aged women always tell me. PLEASE dont tell me that you're a middle aged woman, cuz if you are that'll just make me want you even more.

with your soft, freckled skin, and those veracose veins popping out of your legs...........and that iguana lizard thing under your neck....mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

*Eyes roll back in head as left hand doesnt know what right hand is doing"

PS. my bad on the misspelling of your name