Paris Hilton

lol

ok, to be blunt silverman reminded me of some jealous schoolyard bitchgirl who recieves approval for crappy jokes considering everyone hates the butt of those jokes. so she could have just said "haha stupid $lut" and gotten applause. painting penises on the bars? how lame, juvenile, and uncreative. im normally a fan of hers, but she really fumbled and came off as petty.

Originally posted by Schecter
ok, to be blunt silverman reminded me of some jealous schoolyard bitchgirl who recieves approval for crappy jokes considering everyone hates the butt of those jokes. so she could have just said "haha stupid $lut" and gotten applause. painting penises on the bars? how lame, juvenile, and uncreative. im normally a fan of hers, but she really fumbled and came off as petty.

Silverman that is.

oh, so im going to be the only one here to admit that i would readily bust a nut in paris' face? or both of them...that would be a sweet money shot

Originally posted by Schecter
oh, so im going to be the only one here to admit that i would readily bust a nut in paris' face? or both of them...that would be a sweet money shot

i would give both her and silverman a proper glazing

I feel as if that Sarah Silverman wanted to say more after she saw that paris was angry. But I bet if she could've gone off on that whore, she would have.

I'd give Paris a seeing to. But mostly so I can say 'I've slept with Paris Hilton' though the phrase may have lost some of its exclusivity, in recent years.

Originally posted by Darth Vicious
My God i was watching "The Simple Life" and Paris Hilton is such a freaking airhead, besides being somewhat cute i dont see why people like her so much, she is the usual blonde cliche, Blonde,Cute and Dumb, my god she thought Wal-Mart was a place to buy Walls!!! I know shes freaking rich but damn how can someone be so dumb?

She's a brat. But, I guess when your daddy's lil girl and you don't need to be successful in school, nor have a career, nor worry about where your next pay check is coming from, you don't have to be smart and/or can afford to be a brat. 😬

A few more days and Paris will be out of prison. WHOO HOO WHOO HOO.

Just as I thought Paris is out of jail.

The whole thing stinks of bribery.

i was at another forum and it has been confirmed miss little paris **** hilton will not serve jail time?

I think she's under house arrest, but I think it's a load of bull crap, she should go to jail.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
i was at another forum and it has been confirmed miss little paris **** hilton will not serve jail time?

"Medical reasons"

aka

"It's too rough for a famous rich white girl."

Originally posted by Naz
I think she's under house arrest, but I think it's a load of bull crap, she should go to jail.

i bet she either blew the judge or got screwed by the judge and jury to get house arrest. looks like the meal shape dicks didnt satisfy her.

It's called "My daddy is rich."

For answers to every question you could ever ask about Paris Hilton, see the South Park episode entitled ''Stupid Spoiled Whore''.

Originally posted by Deathblow
For answers to every question you could ever ask about Paris Hilton, see the South Park episode entitled ''Stupid Spoiled Whore''.

"Please! I-I don't want to live with her! She snores real bad, and she has a huge nose, and this squishy thing that lives in her pants! Please, please don't sell me to her!"

"Ya work 18 hours whadaya get? Parents sell ya to Paris Hilton."

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Its called "I look like a greyhound"