Paris Hilton

i hate to sound sexist but if i was rich and drove drunk i bet 50 g's that id be doing time.

Originally posted by PiruBlood
i hate to sound sexist but if i was rich and drove drunk i bet 50 g's that id be doing time.

Originally posted by Da Rev
Not if you were Ben Affleck sly

Ben Affleck is the bomb in Phantoms yo!

Originally posted by Da Rev
Not if you were Ben Affleck sly

i hate that guy seriously.

Originally posted by chillmeistergen
The whole thing stinks of bribery.

I am positive that everything was planned from the beginning. It's so amazing that Paris was to spend 45 days at first, then all of a sudden "due to overcrowding" her sentence was reduced to 23 days. I knew from the get go that Paris was only going to spend about a week in jail. I believe Last year actress Michelle Rodriquez was sentenced to 60 days in jail and was out in six days. If a celebrity is to spend time in jail then that person should spend the required amount and not leave because of "medical reasons"

batman

Originally posted by Tattoo
"Medical reasons"

aka

"It's too rough for a famous rich white girl."

Exactly! I knew this would happen, ****ing celebrity wankers.

They say the "medical reason" was that she didn't eat the food she was given... I wish I could force-feed her to death.

Originally posted by Röland
"Please! I-I don't want to live with her! She snores real bad, and she has a huge nose, and this squishy thing that lives in her pants! Please, please don't sell me to her!"

"Ya work 18 hours whadaya get? Parents sell ya to Paris Hilton."

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If I could totally do a shag on one underage, male cartoon character, it would be Butters. In his bear costume eyes

Originally posted by Deathblow
If I could totally do a shag on one underage, male cartoon character, it would be Butters. In his bear costume eyes

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Daddy doesn't want her to be in prison. Hopefully she'll kill herself soon.

YAH! Release the whores!! They deserve to be free!

. . .

******

Sar-f******-casm

Yah, she wasn't eating.

I dont give two squirts of duck sh*t about that girl. I'll give a crap when that dumb b*tch is dead.

Inmates get force fed if they don't eat, or left to die that simple. The authorities here have drawn a clear line between Paris and the normal citizen and it's inexcusable.

Looks like the whore maybe going back to jail. She has a hearing tomorrow morning to determine her status.

this thread rhymes 😱

hell, jail.

Who gives a shit?

Originally posted by BackFire
Who gives a shit?

I agree

a poet writing a poem on paris hilton

The Hollywood mafia had this scripted from the start.

Paris Paris I knew this would happen. Now I'm sure that her time is just about up in jail.