101 ways to annoy Norrington

I was looking through threads and I found all the 101 ways to annoy and I thought how could they not have a 101 ways to annoy Norrington (if they do then just go with this new one savvy)

I guess you know what to do by now

1.) tell him that Jack Sparrow is the best pirate you've ever saw (keep telling him this every day)

2.)..............................

2) Make Jack Commodore 😈 That would Piss him off 😆

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3) tell every pirate in the caribbean that the commodore is giving away free ships.

😆 *falls off chair then dies*

4) be a pirate and exist...that alone would knock him off the deep end

thats easy enough to do

yea I mean little kids could do it...get a marker and draw a "p" on their arm go running past...given he may hang them but I cant except liability for that...

just get Will Turner the rescuer of all pirates to rescue them!!!!!!!

ahaha thats a new one lock Norrington in with Will that sure to annoy him, then we would have Jack left considering that Lizzy and barbossa have been blown up ahaha

😆..........Send him letters from Liz sayin how in love & stuff she is with will & how much she hates him .........Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

egg his house (I read that on a fanfiction it sounded fun)

LMFAO Wat story was dat 1??? 😆

um I forget hehehe uh *thinks* oh well can we still egg his house

YES 😱

yay! *runs off to egg Norringtons house* la la la la la egging Norry's house la la la la la *lights come on in house* ahhhhhhh run away RUN AWAY! *runs away*

*jumps in bushes*
I hope he can't c in da dark
*kinda said that a little loud*
OH BUGGER 🙁
Oops I said that even louder 😐

Miya: ahhhhhh *runs out in plain sight then stops and stares at the lights comeing from the house like a deer in the road*

(someone needs to be Norry or I can't get in trouble)

*Jack opens Norrys front door and walks out with arms full of stuff*
Jack: what the hell are you doing? Norrys on vacation...well hes not home so I thought Id go in and take some stuff

APG: Oh cool
*runs into Norry's house*
We were goin 2 egg it but this is better 😄

🙁 I like Norry... 😄 But I'll join in the plundering! Wuahahahaa! 🏴‍☠️