101 ways to annoy Norrington

wait, this isn't fair *runs into house* the sword from will is mine!!!!!! as is the commodore hat!! muahahaaa pirate2

Jack: noooo the hat is mine! ooo look his extra wig!

*comes out of house wearing commordores hat with EXTRA BIG FEATHER* Jumpy i'm a commodore!!!!! Jumpy

APG: *comes out wearin comodores undies*
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME 😱
*realizes that they r his undies*
😑.......AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH

iewh, iewh iewh!!!!!!!! 😘 😆

*throws undies on El*

aaaaahhhh *runs around screaming with undies on head* get htem off, get them off!! iiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*sticks head in fire to burn undies* (that just happened to be there) aahhhh, hot hot hot!!! *runs around screaming with head on fire this time *

APG: 😆.....😑
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Norry's Comming RUN RUN RUN!!!!
*hides under the doormat*
He won't eva find me here 😄

*tries to hide behind curtains, but accidently puts them on fire with head* ohh, no, ooh no *goes running around like crazy, accidently setting whole house on fire* whoopsi.... *jumps into bird bath to extinguish fire* he'll never find me here!

*still under doormat*
Jessie/Jack HIDE already

Miya: *comes up the path* what is just me *holds up a box of rum* thought we could have a party!drunk
yo ho yo ho and pirates life for me 🏴‍☠️

APG: *jumps out from undernearth doormat*
YAY
*grabs da rum*
Lets burn his wigg 😈
*sets wigg on fire*
Bwahahahahahahahahaaa

yay, rum *climbs out of birthbath, completely bold now, cause hair all burned* noooo wait, i need a wig!!! *sees wigg go up in flames in front of eyes* aaahh damn!!! wel, than i'll just have to be bold. i'll just drink my misery away! 🍺

Shame on you 😆... HIS JACKET'S MINE 😄 ... All I need now is Snape's wig and wand and Four metal tentacles coming out of my back and I'll have everything I need to live *Smiles hopefully wile poking the burning wig w/ a stick*

*pour water out of bird bath on wigg then hands it 2 el*
There u go...& red dragon there should b a tentacle store down the road

APG y did ya name this thread 101 ways to annoy norigton? 😆 y not "ways to annoy norington"?

because we're trying to get to 101 ways

Ooh so when we have we are gonna kill this thread?

This aint my thread some 1 else started it 😆

Oh, but u did make some threads like this one...didnt u?