101 ways to annoy Norrington

Started by Pirate_monkey12 pages

or a rat in his hat....

no...a cat

here is more

tell every pirate in the caribbean that the commodore is giving away free ships.

Send him letters from Liz sayin how in love & stuff she is with will & how much she hates him

Originally posted by Mønkey
tell every pirate in the caribbean that the commodore is giving away free ships.

😆 😆 hahahha.. i found that really funny, i don't know why 😮

every time anyone mentions pirates remind him that jack has got to be the best (and you could always add in fittest) pirate you've ever seen

Dump him in a bucket of pudding and then set it in the Caribbean, striped down to his panties for all the pirates to see......

...and then tell him rum is the next wine!

make him waer a merman suit then ill kill him

fry him in cheese and serve him to elizabeth..eat

its not 100 ways to kill Norrington..😐

butbeing killed by a bunch of crazed teenagers would annoy him...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I'd make him wear a dress and dance at my wedding (with johnny depp) and serve him a slice of exploding cake..

No. Dress him in a drag WITH make-up

that never comes off *laughs evilly* then kill him 😉

has anyone been counting how many ways we've got here??
anywhere near 101???

more like 10000001😐

yeah well - i wasn't sure if we were loads under or loads above ...

hang him

... make a pirate hang him

... 😑

yeah - im not so sure about that one any more either!