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Toilet paper.

Ever experiment sexually with a same sex member?

Originally posted by Impediment
Toilet paper.

Ever experiment sexually with a same sex member?

Never. I thought about it once per the instructions of a gay friend of mine but it made me sick like I was going to puke. (Seriously.)

Ever drop the toilet set on your weiner when you were a kid and if you are a girl...ever sit funny when you had a tampon in and it hurt?

Nope.

Ever accidentally shit yourself? If so, explain.

Originally posted by Impediment
Nope.

Ever accidentally shit yourself? If so, explain.

yes...many many times.

I was an infant.

Strangely enough...I can remember being one and a half and hating the feeling of shit in my diaper so I potty trained. I tried to poop on the toilet from then on out but I pissed my pants for a few more years.

same question to you...ever shit yourself?

Sure. I thought that I had to fart, but it turns out I had a case of Mud Butt.

Ever have sex in a public place?

Originally posted by Impediment
Sure. I thought that I had to fart, but it turns out I had a case of Mud Butt.

Ever have sex in a public place?

Never...my wife's body is sacred to me. I cherish every last part of her in private only...

Ever masturbate in public and no one notice?

Nah.

Ever have an STD?

Nope.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?

Nah.

When was the last time you cried?

When I accidently hit my precious newborn daughter in the head with my big metal watch on accident when I reached for her little blanket right past her...she had such a pitiful cry...I felt so bad...cry

Ever get hot for someone you later realized was rally ugly and that you were just being a blinded horn dog?

Yup.

Ever went home with someone while drunk, and then you realized, after waking up, that they are a fat ****ing pig?

Once, but I really didn't care, I needed to get laid.

Ever urinate on your own feet to keep them warm?

No, but I have waddled in a puddle of my co-worker's urine. ✅

When was the last time you got in a fist fight? Why?

At a bar about two months ago because this guy kept staring at me and mad dogging me, so I gave him the finger. Then he walked over to me and as he stepped into my comfort zone I swung at him. I barely knicked his nose before my friends jumped on me and his friends jumped on him. We both got kicked out.

Do you like the smell of your own farts?

yes, they are yummy

When was the last time you went poop?

earlier today

Is there a celebrity hot enough that you would cheat on your woman/man? Who?

Kerry Washington, Tyra Banks, Natalie Portman...Nah! I wouldn't cheat.

Do you smoke...crack?

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
Kerry Washington, Tyra Banks, Natalie Portman...Nah! I wouldn't cheat.

Do you smoke...crack?


Dude...that is soooo 90s...meth is "in" now...get with the program... 🙄

Have you ever known a girl with such a stinky kooter that you could smell it even when she had clothes on...*Raises hand*

Nope.

If you work in the service industry, what's your favorite way to mess with customers?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Nope.

If you work in the service industry, what's your favorite way to mess with customers?

Rape their wives...molest their children, spade their prized breeding gerbles...you know the typical stuff everyone does....right? .......RIGHT? 😠

is anyone with me on this 🙁