Originally posted by dadudemon
never...I don't have a vagina to douche...and douching isn't all that healthy to the vaginal environment.Did you ever give yourself and enema?
did I ever give myself and enema?
I've given myself to plenty of people but never given anyone an enema
Have you ever had sex with you girl/boyfriend in your parents bed?
Originally posted by Baylin
yeeeah... we know what you mean... 😉yes I have lots of fantasies about the OPPOSITE sex!
ever made your sexual fantasies real?
yeah...with my ex-fiance....involving whipped cream and nice long rope...lol. She's the only one I ever had that fantasy about.
have you ever farted on a first date....where she/he could hear it
Originally posted by charlemagne9746
yeah...with my ex-fiance....involving whipped cream and nice long rope...lol. She's the only one I ever had that fantasy about.have you ever farted on a first date....where she/he could hear it
yes, I'm not ashamed of farting 🙄
ever gone on a first date, bumped into an ex and then dumped the first date for the ex?
Um, a few months ago in Spanish class I wrote a kids book. It was called, "Charles, el esquelito", and it was about a little skeleton that was friends with a zombie and a werewolf. One day the three were all playing soccer/futbol outside, and two big meany normal human kids named Beef and Pork, stole their soccer ball. So they are all sad, but Charles is the most. So the zombie and the werewolf, to make it up to Charles, appear at Charles house the next day with his soccer ball! And it also appears that they have full bellies............(if you didn't get it, the zombie and the werewolf ate the two bully kids). Woo!
When was the last time you were called a *****?