Ask the Person BELOW You a Personal Question.

I accumulate junk in my wallet so I got maybe 4 or 5 things that would work.

If money were no object, what would you want right now?

My own movie theater. First thing that came to mind...!

Whats your sleep position?

Locked on my back, anything else and my breathing goes all to hell.

What quirks does your significant other have that you find charming?

Charming? The nose crinkle when confused. Fell in love with the nose crinkle.

Which would torture you most, running as fast as you can for an hour, or holding a hundred pounds over your head for 30 minutes?

Overhead lift, that'd kill my rotators.

Do you leave food on your plate or half full soda/beer cans around?

Rarely do i leave food, cant recall the last time. Never waste a drink!

As a kid, did you put your pull tabs in the can after cracking a soda?

Nope, always just pocketed them. Used em for fishing lures.

If someone wants to surprise you with a gift, what are you hoping it is?

A book. I love books, and everyone knows it. 👆

Hows about you?

Top shelf hooch, or an uncommon collectable of some sort.

How late will you stay up tonight?

Tonight? Hopefully not past midnight. Last night was up till 1. Bleh!

Have you ever rubbed one out at work?

I'm not ashamed to admit I've done that many times, you get a stiff one out of nowhere whatcha gonna do when it runs wild on you, Brother!

What do you drive?

My spouse crazy!
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Nikki or Brie Bella?

Nikki, I like her awesome booty and big fake ****, plus Cena may end up tossing her aside for the next shiny piece of candy, so who knows...

Miss Elizabeth or Kimberly Page?

Kimberly. Waaaaay hotter. RIP Elizabith.

Ever have a rectal exam? 😮

Yeah I'm at the age where the doctor can't wait to get all up in there. Wasn't too bad, I got a lady doctor with small hands.

The whole "turn your head and cough" in the military bug you any?

Surprisingly, no.
I'm okat with doctors, dentists...i can tune it all out.

What President would you add to Mt. Rushmore? Would you take any of the existing ones off?

I'd add Kennedy, not sure who to take off they all did pretty well with their presidency.

You fixed for guns&ammo for when society tanks and it all goes Mad Max?

Oh yes, i'm well stocked!
AKA, i even have a Go-Bag just in case i gotta be quick...👆

If it was paid for, would you climb Mt. Everest?

Nope, I've got asthma and I wouldn't even make base camp.

Same same

I'd give it a shot. I think my spouse'd sign off on it.

If you went into WITSEC, what would you want your new name/job to be?