Ask the Person BELOW You a Personal Question.

Jim Wyznewski, a bakery manager in a supermarket somewhere in Wisconsin.

Same same

^^^i like the name!

Ted Baxter (Like the TV character. No one hiding would do that.), low level employee at Borders/Barnes & Noble Book Store, or any Library in whatever town they stick me.

Do you know how to jump rope and/or hula hoop?

I do know the mechanics of those activities... I'm not coordinated enough to be successful at them though.

How long would it take you to grow a full beard?

About 2 weeks i'd guess. I used to get away with shaving every other day after i joined the Army into my late 20s before i started going gray.

How about you? You seem like you can do a lush face mullet quickly!

I get a decent growth about 4-5 days. A month and I'd go full on ZZ Top Duck Dynasty.

What have your kids done that make you the happiest?

I ****ing would kill any of you if I saw you in real life.

Originally posted by Jake2TheJakenin
I ****ing would kill any of you if I saw you in real life.

That's not an answer to any question posed nor is it a question posed to anyone here.

What it is, is a violation of the forum rules...

Courtesy
Don't attack others. Personal attacks on others will not be tolerated. Challenge others' points of view and opinions, but do so respectfully and thoughtfully ... without insult and personal attack.

Son, I am disappoint.

Originally posted by Jake2TheJakenin
I ****ing would kill any of you if I saw you in real life.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
I get a decent growth about 4-5 days. A month and I'd go full on ZZ Top Duck Dynasty.

What have your kids done that make you the happiest?

Re: the question. Honestly, no BS, just growing up right. They all 3 seem to be decent fellas, and i think that counts for a lot.

Whats the fastest you've ever driven a car, and did you get a ticket?

One dark night in December way way back in High School, on a weekend cruising with my friends... we happened to catch sight of a dirtbag that beat up my friends younger brother so I being the awesome wing man that I am proceeded with an across-town high speed pursuit of said dirtbag. I got my old Dodge Charger up to 112 before the icy roads and saner minds screaming at me to "slow the fck down you maniac" prevented us from becoming residents of the county morgue. To be honest I didn't think the old girl would have made that kind of speed even if it was downhill being pushed by Flash and Superman.

edit: didn't get a ticket, the cops in that town went to bed around 1am

What's your go to song for cruising on the highway?

^^^that's a kick ass experience, Nuke!!! 😱

Alanis Morrisette Jagged Little Pill on CD.

Dont judge me. 😮

SQ

ZZ Top - Eliminator cassette tape 😄

Get in the car, grab your boys, where ya goin on your road trip?

Back in the day, Atlantic City.
Got into some shit there, right after i turned 21! 😱

When's the last time someone saw you nekkid outside your home?

Probably the gym, although I'm not much of a streaker.

Same same

Doctors office. Pissed his receptionist off...😉

Any mugshots ever taken of you?

Nope, lucky I guess, been arrested many times but never got officially booked.

What's a museum you'd like to see?

Ooh good question! I see one or more a week i'd like to on Mysteries at The Museum.
The International Cryptozoology Museum would be high onda list!

What famous person or persons would you like to go bowlng/drinking with?

Bill Murray

Same same

John Cena for the competition, Seth Rogen for the jokes!

Ever get a spray tan?

I don't give a shit.

The Nuul sent me another poop message, and he's actively harassing me at this point. I ****ing hate modern society, and everyone on this Earth deserves death for the social degeneracy going on.