Ask the Person BELOW You a Personal Question.

My uncles funeral, everyone kept saying what a nice guy he was when in reality he was such a old crusty fart that was always complaining about everything, so the next to last speaker says he surely is smiling down on us from Heaven, I couldn't hold it in.

Same same

Any time I'm in "trouble" or someone is upset at me. I think like at a party a few weeks ago my friend was confronting me about something he was upset about and I couldn't stop smiling at him

What's your favorite sandwich?

Foot long turkey & swiss from Subway (vegetables and dressing may vary).

SQ

Honey wheat bread - oven roasted turkey - lettuce - mayo - red onions - dill pickle - pepperjack cheese - more mayo.

When is the last time you agreed to something without realizing what you were agreeing to?

Last time, i wound up letting my sister in law move in temporarily.
Also wound up kicking her crapsack husband in the stomach then running his face into the side of his car.
Coincidence?
I think NOT.

SQ (you dont seem easily foolable, so this should be good!)

Helped a friend move. Simple enough right, he didn't have a lot of crap in his house so I thought easy breezy... the new place had a lot more room so we went to his storage lockers... yeah lockers, the fcker had 3 of them jam packed with crap! Took us 2 freaking days, I don't think I've ever worked so hard on moving myself much less anyone else.

What is something that you always turn down when offered?

^^^your friend set you up! 😆
Did he at least supply beer and food?!?

Drugs.
I have a lot of folks i know who smoke weed and even do coke. Not my thing.
I have an addictive personality, dint need thise monkeys on my back!

SQ

Watermelon. In the summer time somebody is always trying to get me to eat that garbage fruit. If I want a melon I'll go for cantaloupe or mango.

What's the best greasy spoon cafe you ever been to?

Cant recall the name(!), we were enroute from Colorado to Washington, it was in Oregon somewhere.

I don't recall the name but there's this bus station/bowling alley in a small town in Oregon I forget which one, it's been over 20 years ago, right next door in the same building was this little cafe, no one was in there but me because it was like 2 in the morning, but the waitress was real nice the food was insanely good, wish I could remember where it was.

Know anyone with a Lowrider?

Ha, no, no one!

Know anyone with boat?

Yup my uncle, my cousin, Dad used to have one but moved away from the coast and sold it.

Ever been/wanted to go on a cruise?

Always wanted to fo the '3 hour tour'...!

Ever get bit by a spider?

Not that I recall, I've got the kind of skin flavor most insects don't seem to care for, mosquitoes don't even bother.

If you had an unusual super power, what would it be?

Super strong urine

If you have a partner, do you or partner cheat on one another in your dreams?

You mean like fantasizing about other people? Yes, but imo that doesn't qualify as cheating.

SQ

yah

would you rather live in malaysia or sri lanka?

Sri Lanka. Its 9% islamic as opposed to Malaysia's roughly 61%.
It also speak more english, has a better infrastructure, borders better countries, and food i find more enjoyable.

SQ

Sri Lanka same reasons as RIV.

What is something you've recently become interested in?

A few different comic series. Bomb Queen, Back to The Future. Brit.

Huh.

All Bs...just realized that as i was typing out the names!