Ask the Person BELOW You a Personal Question.

Violin.

What's something you'd like to try but you know ordinarily there's no way you ever would? (ie. fly a fighter jet, something like that)

Top of my head, alligator wrestling. Even if the spouse signed off on it, i'd likely chicken out.

Odd question but, do you gave hairy legs?

It may be because I'm very light skinned or Irish but I have very little body hair.

Hot sauce - Highest tolerable level of heat?

I'll try anything once, heat wise, just to say i have!

Can you fix stuff around the house, if so, like what?

I can do basic stuff, like put in a new shower insert, put down new floors in the kitchen, installed an on-demand hot water heater, etc.

Same same

I was with you until the water heater!

What movie or book do you know the most quotes from?

That's a tough one because there's so many movies in my brain that are super quotable... but I'll say Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Same same

The Ace Ventura movies in RL. Those ****ers come in HANDY!

Do you drink your tap water, or do you buy bottles/have a water cooler?

I don't mind tap because I've got some really nice filters, but I do have a water cooler in the computer room because I'm lazy and don't want to run downstairs for a drink all the time.

What's your go-to Mexican restaurant?

Always been lucky to find a local place (hole in the wall) where ever i've lived.
Same right now. Plus the chef(!) is GORGEOUS!
A hot chick that can cook...rowr!

What type of food do you not like to order at a restaurant, and why?

I guess anything with mushrooms in it, I'm allergic and it wouldn't be fun for anyone.

What advice would you give soldiers just out of boot being deployed?

Save up their money (combat pay), dont blow it when they get home.
Keep their dicks in their pants.

Two of the biggest problems i had to deal with concerning my guys during and after deployments.

What’s some insider knowledge that only people in your line of work have?

The numbers are laughably easy to play with, it's a lot easier to embezzle funds if you do the books, like the only reason people get caught is because they got greedy and stupid. Oh and don't embezzle, because that's illegal.

What's a skill you learned in the Military that you still use regularly?

Time management/multitasking.
The spouse HATES that. 😛

Sleeping late tomorrow, as its Sunday?

Nope, I'm an early morning person. Drives the gf crazy I'm up 4-5 in the a.m. got coffee brewing bacon cooking making all kinds of racket.

Same same

Up before the sun, yeah.

If you were a cowboy, would you have a 2 gun rig, or 1?

I'm not really a rough and tumble gunfighter guy, I'm the laid back poker player with the derringer up the sleeve, click pow!

You get an invite to Data's Holodeck Poker Tournament, who's some of the card players sitting around the table?

John Constantine
Abraham Lincoln
Jennifer Tilley
Batman (Adam West)
Commander Riker
James Bond (Craig)
Maverick (Mel Gibson)

SQ!

R. Lee Ermey
Sasha Grey
Elon Musk
Diamond Dallas Page
Gail Simone
Jim Jeffries
Woody Harrelson

If you could say anything to Queen Elizabeth, what would it be?

Its an honor, your majesty.

SQ, you to Prince Charles...!