Renton: "Begbie didn't do drugs, he did people."
Begbie throws glass over balcony in pub, it hits woman in face.
Woman: "Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh"
concerned chatter in background
Begbie: "Right. There's a burd been glassed and no **** leaves till I find out what **** done it!"
Bloke: "Who the **** are you?"
Begbie: "Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssss"
Begbie kicks bloke heftily in the nuts and kicks off a mega bar brawl.
Trainspotting is genius
The Boondock Saints Quotes
-The Family Prayer
"And Shepherds we shall be
For thee, my Lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
IL Duce's Prayer's
"And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints ."
"Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee amoung my favoured sheep. And you shall have the protection of all the angels in heaven."
"Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god. "
The Courtroom
Conner MacManus: Now you will receive us.
Murphy MacManus: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry.
Conner MacManus: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy MacManus: It is your corrupt we claim.
Conner MacManus: It is your evil that will be saught by us.
Murphy MacManus: With every breath we shall hunt them down.
Conner MacManus: Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy MacManus: Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace.
Conner MacManus: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy MacManus: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.
Conner MacManus: But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it.
Murphy MacManus: And we will send you to whatever god you wish.
All three: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Il Duce: In nomine patrie,
Conner MacManus: Et fili
Murphy MacManus: Spiritus sancti
Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.
[Picking out weapons and gear]
Connor: You know what we need? Some rope.
Murphy: What are you, insane?
Connor: No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one fcuking thing you're gonna need a rope for.
Connor: It's not what they need it for, they just always need it.
Murphy: What's this "they" shit? This isn't a movie.
[Murphy picks up a huge commando knife]
Connor: Oh, is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right, get your stupid fcuking rope.
Murphy: You and your fcuking rope.
[the two brothers are in an airshaft and getting a bit-uncomfortable]
Murphy: Where the fcuk are you going?
Connor: Shhh. I'm trying to figure some shit out, so keep your trap shut.
Murphy: Ahh, fcuk you. I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your fcukin' rope around. Must weigh 30 lbs...
Connor: Shhh. You're fcuking shit up now, so get a-fcuking-hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh, FCUK YOU! I'm not the rope totin', Charlie Bronson-wannabe getting us fcuking lost!
Connor: Would you shut it?
[taps him on the head with his flash light, and both brothers start fighting in the air vent until it gives way]
Connor: Jesus Christ!
[as the vent is about to give way]
[after dropping through the ceiling on a rope and killing nine mobsters]
Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fcuking rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fcuking minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are.
Rocco: Fcuking... What the fcuk. Who the fcuk fcuked this fcuking... How did you two fcuking fcuks... FCUK.
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.
When Vernon tells Bender to give him the screw for the door:
"I don't have it, screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place" --John Bender in "The Breakfast Club"
When Andrew gets up from his seat to help with the door:
"Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!" --same guy same movie
"I'm so happy!!"
"Why?"
**he can't tell because his girlfriend is pregant**
"Oh...um...I mean, I'm not happy. Nope, not me. God I'm sad."
--George Sunday in "My Hero"
*that's a show not a movie but I love that quote!! The way he says it.
Originally posted by Soth
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
That is one of my favorite movies!!
"You can't expect to wield 'supreme executive power' just 'cause some watery tart threw a soward at you. I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bit lunged a semitar at me, they'd put me away!"
HELP, HELP, I'm being repressed!!
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Originally posted by theReject
John:What's your name?
Claire: Claire
John: Claire?
Claire: Claire. It's a family name.
John: It's a fat girl's name.
Claire: (Sarcastic)Thanks. I'm not fat!
John: Well, not at present but I can see you're pushing maximum density.(At least that's how I think it goes.)
The Breakfast Club
it is.
another great quote:
Andrew:...you don't have any goals.
Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need's a labotomy and some tights.
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No, I don't wear tights, I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights.
Andrew: Shut up!
-The Breakfast Club