I'm no leader. I do what I have to do - sometimes people come with me.
If you want to be the best, you must... lose... your... mind.
Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!
Our generation has had no Great Depression, no Great War. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is our lives.
Man, are you an idiot. You made the classic movie mistake: don't explain so much!
This guy's a restraining order waiting to happen.
"You're just jealous that Ive been chatting online with hot babes..all day" Kip
"Ive been training to be a cage fighter."- Kip
"GOSH!"- Napoleon
"Grandma just called...she said she wants you gone before she comes back. Because you're ruining everyone's lives and eating all our steak!"- Napoleon
"Can I have your tots?"- Napoleon
"If you vote for me, all your wildest dreams will come true."- Pedro
"What are you going to do today Napoleon?"
"Whatever I wanna do...GOSH!"
(throws action figure out the bus window)
Napoleon Dynamite...go see it in theaters b!tches
lol
time to revive an old thread;
Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrells
BARFLYJACK
(voice-over)
Rory's got few interests in life; darky music, football, bees and honey
and kicking the shit out of anyone that interferes with that shortlist.
A few nights ago Rory's Roger iron rusted, so he has gone to the
battle-cruiser to watch the end of a football game. Nobody is watching
the custard so he has turned the channel over. A fat man's north opens
and he wanders up and turns the Liza over. `Now **** off and watch it
somewhere else.' Rory knows claret is imminent, but he doesn't want to
miss the end of the game; so, calm as a coma, he stands and picks up a
fire extinguisher and he walks straight past the jam rolls who are
ready for action, then he plonks it outside the entrance. He then
orders an Aristotle of the most ping pong oddly in the nuclear sub and
switches back to his footer. `That's ****ing it,' says the man. Rory
gobs out a mouthful of booze covering fatty; he flicks a flaming match
into his bird's nest and the man lit up like a leaking gas pipe. Rory,
unfazed, turned back to watch his game. The flaming man and his chinos
ran outside to extinguish the flames, and Rory cheered on. His team won
too, four-nil.
austin powers...
yes sir, mr english colonel... telling me to lose weight. i'm a heart case he says. well, listen up sonny jim, i ate a bebeh! oh aye, bebeh, the other other white meat. bebeh it's what's for dinner.
...but first, where's your sh!tter? i have crap on deck that could choke a donkey. it's all squishy. i'm getting all emotional from it.
bad boys 2...
what's your name?
-- reggie
motherf*cker, i heard him say you name was reggie. how old are you?
--15
motherf*cker, you look thirty
ever made love to a man?
--no
you want to?
--*reggie shakes head all scared and sh!t*
"...and the only one thats with me on this is the blood sucking lawer"
"thank you" John hammond and the lawer in jurassic park 1
"Umm...you have dino's on this tour....hello.....he.hello...we are supposed to see dinos right?...:BREATHES ON CAMERA: hello...." Ian Malcom
"I really do hate that man" John Hammond( again Jurassic Park)
"I feel a bit light headed, maybe you should drive" Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us. And the sky was filled with, what looked like huge vampire bats. All soaring and screeching and swooping around the car. And suddenly you hear a voice cry out "Holy Jesus! What are these god damn animals?"
"Did you say something"
"Never mind." No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. The poor bastard would see them soon enough.
---exchange between Dr. Gonzo and Attourny in FEAR AND LOATING IN LAS VEGAS
"Harry: Ah Ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
"Hey everyone, come and see how good i look"
"You think you are wise, Mithrandir. Yet for all your subtleties, you have not wisdom. Do you think the eyes of the White Tower are blind? I have seen more than you know. With your left hand you would use me as a shield against Mordor! And with your right, you seek to supplant me! I know who rides with Théoden of Rohan. Oh yes, word has reached my ears of this Aragorn son of Arathorn, and I tell you now: I will not bow to this ranger from the North! Last of a ragged house long bereft of lordship."
~Denethor
Return of the King
one of my favorite quotes from the movie, I'll post more of my favorites when I think of them