Favorite Movie Quotes thread!

"Would somebody please pass the fucking asperagus?"

"How in the name of Zues's BUTT-HOLE did you get out of your cell?"

'But you ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan."

"Dude! You're being very un-dude!"

"Give ME the keys, you cock-sucker"

"I gave you back the map, Heather!"

"No human beings would stack books like this"

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. I think the car hit a bump"

"I'm in town to play the Dolphin's, you dumbass."

"Good .Bad.Im the guy with the gun ."

"this is my BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM STICK !!! "

"NEEEEEE"

"i swallowed your cum that means something "

"im your father's , brother's , cousin's , former roommate "

"jane not home "

" ok jesus walks into a hotel and hands the innkeep three nails ,and asks could you put me up for the night ?"

"ok quick impression , CAWWWEEE , BANG!!!! FUCK IM DEAD !!

how can i foget "You gonna bark all day little doggy or you gonna bite ?"

"You need to shave to wear skirts that short
and I aint talking about the legs" - Ford Fairlaine

To and Machine - I don't know where some of those quotes are from.

"Lo-ho-se-her"

"RUN!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPER!"

its time to reap the wirlwind gentlemen!!! Brigader General Francis X. Hummel
From the Rock

Billy the Kid says that in "Young Guns" as well. 😕

"I'm a virgin, I'm just not very good at it."

When Eddie Murphy enters the playboy garden in Beverly Hills cop 1
Boys you know what to do...just follow you dick. 😱

I remember something from Young guns, it was something like:

The judge: You are going to jail, jail, jail
Billy The Kid: Yeah, and you`re going to hell, hell, hell

another one was Billy the kid cool quotes at the end of the movie before the Bon Jovi song....

Billy The Kid: I`m gonna make you famous! *pang*

"Is it safe?"

I``l be back!!!! 😂

Its time to rape the wirldwind gentlemen!!
Brigader Greneral Francis X. Hummel...In the rock!!!

"If our fathers are our models for God and our fathers fail, what does that say about God"
-Brad Pitt in Fight Club

Never leave a man behind (BHD)