I am not a charles schwab i dont need ur bussiness i value it... I am succesful to the point were i dont need to chase down ur bussniess. hey kid GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!!!! boiler room-vin diesl
U fu*ckin monkeys never get the point, u come to my house and try to steal my truck my father gave me that truck ever shoot a fire men?? put ur mouth on the curb boy im going to tech u a lesson u wont forget!!! -American Histroy X edward norton
LOOK AT U NOWW, U STUPIAD ****!! -Scarface al pacino
So i jump ship in tieti and i am on the course out there so im standing on the first tee and who do u think they put me with? The dolly lama himself, flowing robs the grace butiful, so dolly stands up to the first tee pulls out a driver big hitter dolly big hitter, so he lays one off and he slices it right into a cavus of a ten thousand foot glacer. and u know what he says? goon ga ga lun ga gunganguganla. so we r done with the 18 and hes going to stiff me im like HEY DOLLY how bout sumthing for u know the effort. he goes oo there will be no money in this but on ur death bed u willl reciver total con-shin-us SO I got that going for me -Caddyshack billl murray
from the royal tenenbaums.
Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman
from office space
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.
Peter Gibbons: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point.
Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?
Peter Gibbons: Besides two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah.
Peter Gibbons: Nothing.
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter Gibbons: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing.
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my cousin, he's broke, don't do shit.
"Wars not make on great"-Yoda ESB
"Hey honey, do you think KFC's still open"-Frank the Tank in Old School
"Back off man, we're scientists"-Dr. Peter Vecman in Ghostbusters
"How about I take you out for dinner and a movie. And by dinner I mean we'll have sex, and by movie I mean we'll video tape it"-The Lady's man
"The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet"-Darth Vader in ESB
"I'm a Jedi, like my father before me"-Luke in ROTJ
come on guys last time this happend finhc got a black eye and stifler got stiches-jim CAUSE HE ****IN BIT ME-stifler Come near me and i bite-finch ok shack hands-oz SHAKE THIISSS *grabs balls*-stifler
there have been alot of complanits on the course about u caddies bad luanged smokin grass poor cadding if u guys want to get fired be replaced by golf carts just keep it up-caddyshack
U wore green so u could hide from me but i found u cause ur a TRAMP oooo u got a hold of that one-karl from caddyshack
Hold Up Ladies I Got A Salamie I Got To Hide. -karl caddyshack