Favorite Movie Quotes thread!

''I am an US marshal, you cant do this''-Jack
''i dont care if you're fuc**** Santa Claus'' - Sherif
''Well hopefully Mrs Claus is doing that'' -Jack

-rute 666 (WARNING very stupid and pointless movie..but good line)

''Smight me oh mighty smighter'' - Bruce Amighty

''I dont call it love making, i call it bonenig'' -American pie the wedding

''Is someone following you'' - Boy
''Well its kinda hard for me to tell right now as im having a bit of a bad day'' -Sands, after going blind

- Once Upon a time in Mexico

"This job would be great if it weren't for the f*cking customers."

Clerks

"Aragorn, he ne da gor hen wr i oderin, nathadagerthier"

Legolas from lord of the rings.

"You could have picked a better spot"
Gimli lord of the rings.

"The light of the evenstar is not waxenway, go to sleep"
Arwen Lord of the rings.
"I made a promise mr, Frodo, a promise, ' dont you leave him samwise gamgee' and I don't mean to, I don't mean to"
Samwise gamgee lord of the rings.
"My preciouse"
Smeagol (I never call him gollum its shady) lord of the rings

''I dont know if i wanna kiss you or kill you'' - Don Corleone!

(doing a interview in a baker shop, and taking to the baker whos picking his nose on camera) ''do you need a tissue or something? CAN WE HAVE A BAWL OF TISSUE...OR A SPOON!'' -Bruce Almighty

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
-Airplane

Game Over Man! Game over!
-Aliens

Well, my faves include the one in my banner from Hannibal in Red Dragon... and this one:

"His ass is so tight that when he farts, only the dogs can hear."-Ralph Fiennes as Lenny Nero, Strange Days.

BEST LINES EVER!

VINCENT

I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take.
And you're crossin' it. I'm a race car and you got me in the red.
Redline 7000, that's where you are. Just know, it's ****in'
dangerous to be drivin' a race car when it's in the red. It could blow.

JULES

You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin'
mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm "SUPERFLY
T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker usta talk about. In fact, what the **** am I doin' in the back? You're the
mother****er should be on brain detail. We're tradin'. I'm
washin' windows and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull.

Where's it from?

Reservoir dogs:

Vick Vega: If you keep talking like a *****, im gonna have to slap you like a *****

Fight CLub
Tyler Durden: How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?

Mallrats
Brodie: Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid which could have easily been avoided had some parent--I don't care which one--but some parent conditioned him to fear and respect that escalator

*edit*
Oh, and media slayer's quote is from Pulp Fiction

Thanks.

"Im not gonna hurt cha, I'm just gonna BASH YOUR BRAINS IN!"
~The Shining

more lord of the rings quotes:

Tree beard - we have just agreed...............................

Merry - yes?

Treebeard - I have told your name to the ent folk and we have just agreed........that you are not orcs.

Pippin - well thats good news

Merry - and what about saruman? what is your decision about him?

treebeard - now don't be hasty master meriadoc.

even more:

Faramir - NAZGUL!!!!

more:

Frodo - I can't do this sam.

Sam - I know, its all wrong, by rights we shouldn't even be here..but we are, its like in the great stories mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered..........and sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because, how could the end be good? how could the world go back to the way it was after so much bad had happened.

(background - VICTORY, WE HAVE VICTORY!)

sam - Well I know now... folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back omly they didn't, they kept going, because they were holding on to something.

frodo - what are we holding on to sam?

sam - that there is some good left in this world, and its worth fighting for.

(I love this speech though I forgot some of it *sniff*)

okay because you twisted my arm, here is one more load:

eomair - what business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the riddimark..speak quickly.

Gimli - give me your name horse master and I shall give you mine.

(stare of attitude from eomir as he gets of his horse.)

eomair - I would cut off your head dwarf if it stood but a little higher from the ground.

Aragorn - their paces quickened, the must have caught our scent.

Pulp Fiction

Jules
A sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. I'll never know 'cause even
if it did, I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep
and root in shit. That's a filthy animal. I don't wanna eat nothin'
that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

BEING JOHN MALKOVICH:

Craig: I mean, how old are you, sir?
Dr. Lester: 105. Carrot juice. Lots of it. I swear, sometimes
it's not worth it. I piss orange. And I have to piss sitting
down, like a goddamn girlie-girl....every 15 minutes.

DOGMA:

Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself.
Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.
Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else.
Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.
[Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.]
Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time!

Bethany Sloane: I want to go with you.
Jay: What, steady? ...OK, but you pay the rent and Silent Bob has to live with us.

DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR:

Jesse: Dude, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?
Jesse: DUDE, where's my car?
Chester: Where's your car dude?

Jesse: Who's "Joe Potsmoker"?
Chester: Oh, that's my alter-ego.
Jesse: Wait, I thought that was MY alter-ego.
Chester: No, you're "Smokey McPott."

we all go a little mad sometimes!!

FACE/OFF
Castor Troy (John Travolta):I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave.

PEOPLE VS LARRY FLYNT
Larry Flynt:You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client: I'm the most fun, I'm rich, and I'm always in trouble.

okay oaky some more quotes:

Gandalf 'the white' - I release you.
Gandalf 'the white' - Shadowfax, hes the lord of all horses and has been my friend throught the ages.

legolas greenleaf - hir on hith, abweneth.

my fav movie quote used to be "beavers and ducks." from Bandits. But now it is "Sample this instead" from Matrix reloaded.