Dunno if it was posted but:
It's illegal in my homestate(WV) to have sex with an animal over 40(?) pounds.
In Alabama...
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
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My lovely New Jersey...
One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
England
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
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What I'm going to post is not about Laws but... Is dumb
Unknown Air Conditioner
1 Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Appliances
2 Flying Goku
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
Toys
3 Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Appliances
4 Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Electronics
5 Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Clothes
6 Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Signs
7 Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Appliances
8 Unknown Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Hygiene
9 Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Appliances
10 Unknown Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow