This is quite possibly the dumbest law EVER

Started by Kaleanae4 pages
Kaleanae Senior Member
搂pearhead Prophet

Wow...that's sad. 馃槕

Trinity_Matrix mordrem

Ha! Found some crazy laws from Illinois!!!

State Laws:
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
The English language is not to be spoken.

City Laws:
Carbondale
No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave (heh...).
Champaign
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. (it's a college town...plus that's where I'm going to college...馃槕 )
Chicago (my good old hometown...)
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Kites may not be flown within the city limits. (Repealed)
Spitting is forbidden
In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.
Zion
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

Heh...lovely state I live in, huh? 馃槀

搂pearhead Prophet

You can't eat a place where it's on fire? 馃檨

Kaleanae Senior Member

馃槅 馃槅

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Originally posted by Trinity_Matrix
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.

I do this everyday!!!!

Originally posted by Trinity_Matrix
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.

Those petafiles
Where's Xena fan when you want someone to complain about nudity

Trinity_Matrix mordrem
Originally posted by 搂pearhead
You can't eat a place where it's on fire? 馃檨

Ahh, but I don't actually live in Chicago anymore, I live just outside of it...heh...so I guess I could eat in a place that's on fire if I wanted! 馃槅

搂pearhead Prophet

馃槀 where is xena fan? She'll have had tons of things posted here, all of which she truly believes should be enforced 馃槢

Kaleanae Senior Member

Getting off topic: Trinity_Matrix, How is your AP bio class going?

Trinity_Matrix mordrem
Originally posted by Kaleanae
Getting off topic: Trinity_Matrix, How is your AP bio class going?

Pfft, okay I guess...I'm getting a good grade (I've got a B- at the moment, 82%) and got a B on my last test. Today the teacher officially found out who in the class is going to take the AP exam...

Im_Fuzzy AKA: Tim_Fuzzy

Re: This is quite possibly the dumbest law EVER

Originally posted by 搂pearhead
In Marlboro Massachusetts, it is illegel to detonate the a nuclear device.

馃槓 DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

jawdrop *smacks face* how retarded can people get 馃檮

Kaleanae Senior Member

Originally posted by Trinity_Matrix
Pfft, okay I guess...I'm getting a good grade (I've got a B- at the moment, 82%) and got a B on my last test. Today the teacher officially found out who in the class is going to take the AP exam...
are you going to take it?

Trinity_Matrix mordrem

Yep...I already paid for it at the beginning of the year, and I'm pretty sure I'll do well on it.

Kaleanae Senior Member

馃槓

Corran Lucifer

Originally posted by Baylin
How about this one in Chester, UK it's legal to kill a Welshman so long as you use a bow and no more than 2 arrows.... 馃槺 馃槕
The actual Law is 'You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight', not sure what would happen if you tried it, but I think you should give it a go, I'll come and watch.

Daedalus Chance(TM)

It's illegal for me to have a donkey in my garden.

chicken fish Restricted

thats stupid

Twin B!tch 2 KATIUSHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW STUPID IS THAT?

Daedalus Chance(TM)

I know, its one of the by-laws they didn't change. I WANT A DONKEY!

tigida_tigida A PrOpHeT oF tHe DaRkSiDe

you get some daft people who make some daft laws