X men Vs Mordor

No he probably isn't but maybe just maybe he can stall Sauon until Frodo can drop the ring in the mountain...or maybe his will shall be crushed and Frodo shall be obliterated by spandex clad mutants, who knows 😂

i doubt xavier would be at it alone.

Legolas will seduce the sh*t out of Jean Grey.
What's poor ole Cyclops gonna do without his..........precious........

Legolas is gayer than Elton John in Pink Panther costume.

lol!

o.k. --- Samwise Gangee will seduce the sh*t out of Jean Grey.

Samwise and Frodo are gay too. 😱

Married my a$$. They were WAY too friendly not to arouse suspicions.

"Mister Frodo. Mister Frodo." Sounds like a line from a BSDM scene

"Mister Frodo, I love you."

He says that at least three times in the movie.

Gimli will seduce the sh*t out of Jean Grey......

Originally posted by Draco69
Samwise and Frodo are gay too. 😱

Married my a$$. They were WAY too friendly not to arouse suspicions.

"Mister Frodo. Mister Frodo." Sounds like a line from a BSDM scene

those were gayer times.

Originally posted by Zahit
Gimli will seduce the sh*t out of Jean Grey......

Hah!

Gimli was the Master top bear for Legolas and everyone here nows it. 😈

Aragorn?

The only one of the Fellowship who wasn't gay.

You have to understand that they were good friends in apocalyptic times. People say crazy things when they think they could die at any moment.

That explains why my dog was humping my leg when we were all trapped in an elevator....

Well, you do have sexy calves.

😮

If its all the X-Men then i would have to say they would probably win, depending on whether or not Sauron has the Ring... but if its only a few such as 7 or 8 then after a long fought battle and many dead orcs the X-Men will not be able to last agaisnt the power of The White Wizard and the Dark Lord plus all the Nazgul... and lets not forget the Haradrim and the giagantic Mumakil who will probably crush most of the X-men... I would have to say Storm would be one of the most important factors for the X-MEN seeing as how she could keep the sun shining bright on the battle field and weaken the armies of mordor tremendously. Also if the Phoenix Force is involved then its over... but thats just not fair.

X-men.... mindcontrol... Xaivier is all they need...