X men Vs Mordor

Started by nimbus00615 pages

No Sauron nor Saruman will bend to the will of mind control... besides Sauron is the master of mind control... hence the name SAURON THE DECIEVER... How do you think the Ring Wraiths came to be. He convinced all of Middle Earth to take the rings of Power

Hell, even they lose, they likely won't destroy the ring, and that, as we know, is the key. Ring+Xavier/Emma= X men are ****ed.

Well like i said it all depends on whether Suaron has the Ring or not.

Ok, seems Sauron and his forces are tougher than expected. I'll choose 20 X-men.

1. Bishop
2. Gambit
3. Beast
4. Colossus
5. Emma Frost
6. Joseph(Magneto clone)
7. Chamber
8. Strong Guy
9. Shatterstar
10. X-23
11. Storm
12. Cyclops
13. Jean Grey
14. Wolverine
15. Dazzler
16. Iceman
17. Magma
18. Random
19. Juggernaut( Joined in Uncanny X-Men #425)
20. Xorn(Kuan Yin)

How's that. That team can take'm, I think. This is a team effort. Powerhouses lead the wasy, the rest follow.

Originally posted by Sentry
Ok, seems Sauron and his forces are tougher than expected. I'll choose 20 X-men.

1. Bishop
2. Gambit
3. Beast
4. Colossus
5. Emma Frost
6. Joseph(Magneto clone)
7. Chamber
8. Strong Guy
9. Shatterstar
10. X-23
11. Storm
12. Cyclops
13. Jean Grey
14. Wolverine
15. Dazzler
16. Iceman
17. Magma
18. Random
19. Juggernaut( Joined in Uncanny X-Men #425)
20. Xorn(Kuan Yin)

How's that. That team can take'm, I think. This is a team effort. Powerhouses lead the wasy, the rest follow.

Since you aren't well versed in LOTR, let me tell you another little thing about the Witch King. During the Second age (LOTR books are set in the third age) he unleashed a plague in the northlands (Just north of the shire) that totaly ****ed up entire populaces. As for the mithril gates, he didn't BEAT them down, he blasted them down. That being said;

1. Bishop
2. Gambit
3. Beast
7. Chamber
9. Shatterstar
10. X-23
12. Cyclops
15. Dazzler
17. Magma
18. Random
20. Xorn(Kuan Yin)

All of them are only as useful as they would be full of thousands of arrows. Sauron has no use for his own troops, they will rain arrows down on their own troops if it means removing these fighters from the battlefield.

4. Colossus
8. Strong Guy
14. Wolverine
19. Juggernaut( Joined in Uncanny X-Men #425)

These four will take much more to stop, but the Haradrim's Oliphaunts coupled with Mithril clad dark dwarves, easterlings and trolls will eventually overrun them. These guys will last a long time, putting down a lot of enemies, but the amount of soldiers Sauron has is ridiculous. The army he sent after Minas Tirith was described as a portion of his actual forces. The rest came out and overwhelmed the heros as they tried to lay siege to the Dark towers.

5. Emma Frost
6. Joseph(Magneto clone)
11. Storm
13. Jean Grey
16. Iceman

The most powerful of the group, these will be dealt with by the Wraiths. The fliers will indeed be a great challenge, but it is nothing that the dark lord cannot overcome. The mental stress he can put on them by singling them out could easily be compared to Xaviers. He nearly crippled Sam, and Frodo, who both had the power to stand with the One ring. (Hobbits are stated to have a natural resistance to the powers of the ring and sauron.) The ring has shown to be able to corrupt normal men in the instant they see it, yet they bore it across the world, using it several times, and Frodo was only overcome in the very end of his weary. Not only that, he had been drugged and nearly killed more than twice within the last 24 hours.

Originally posted by Zahit
Gimli will seduce the sh*t out of Jean Grey......

HAHAHAHAHA yes! Gimli is a pimp!!

Originally posted by AdventChild
X-men.... mindcontrol... Xaivier is all they need...

Wrong. Sauron is a demigod who kept an entire army of beasts under control WITHOUT the use of his ring. Xavier cannot equal that.

Originally posted by nimbus006
Well like i said it all depends on whether Suaron has the Ring or not.

Exactly. If Sauron has his ring, then he just gets a large super-powered addition to his lieutenants. If he doesn't have his ring, he's got a pile of X-corpses to feed to the trolls.

Originally posted by Sentry
Ok, seems Sauron and his forces are tougher than expected. I'll choose 20 X-men.

1. Bishop
2. Gambit
3. Beast
4. Colossus
5. Emma Frost
6. Joseph(Magneto clone)
7. Chamber
8. Strong Guy
9. Shatterstar
10. X-23
11. Storm
12. Cyclops
13. Jean Grey
14. Wolverine
15. Dazzler
16. Iceman
17. Magma
18. Random
19. Juggernaut( Joined in Uncanny X-Men #425)
20. Xorn(Kuan Yin)

How's that. That team can take'm, I think. This is a team effort. Powerhouses lead the wasy, the rest follow.


It's funny because half your team could be brought down by simple things like being peppered by arrows or crushed in a hail of giant boulders. And the rest are vulnerable to magic and Sauron's will and the power of the ringwraiths.

Phoenix vs Sauron and Mordor = Phoenix

And the rest of the Telepaths make a force field and Cyke, Havok, Iceman, Gambit, Bishop and Magma unleashes their full power at the armies and while doing that Magneto, Joseph and Polaris will control the metal's from mordor's armies just like I said in my posts.

This fight will be easy because the X-men can use they're Full Power because it's on a warfield. The X-men only hold back if there are many innocent human's at stake.

Phoenix is not allowed in this battle, unless Sauron has the ring, and if he does i do not think even she can stop what he can unleash. But maybe she can. lol.

but assuming neither of the former topics is true:

The thing you have to remember is that unless Saurons power over the dark clouds of the battlefield can withstand Storms power over controlling those clouds then you gonna have alot of weak *ss orcs fighting under alot of sunshine which doesnt make for a real good fight when you have a pissed off Wolverine, Juggernaut, and Colusses plowing the road ahead for all the powerhouses of the X-Men that are waiting to get to the Nazgul, Saruman and the Chief Lieutenants of Sauron.

I believe Storms ablilty to keep the sunlight shining throughtout the battle will be the deciding factor in this fight, simply because the stronger more powerful X-Men will be fresher when it comes down to fighting the powerhouses of SAURON.

Yes Storm is a good help in this fight but the Phoenix alone can destroy Sauron and the Mordor armies.

Originally posted by nimbus006
Phoenix is not allowed in this battle, unless Sauron has the ring, and if he does i do not think even she can stop what he can unleash. But maybe she can. lol.

but assuming neither of the former topics is true:

The thing you have to remember is that unless Saurons power over the dark clouds of the battlefield can withstand Storms power over controlling those clouds then you gonna have alot of weak *ss orcs fighting under alot of sunshine which doesnt make for a real good fight when you have a pissed off Wolverine, Juggernaut, and Colusses plowing the road ahead for all the powerhouses of the X-Men that are waiting to get to the Nazgul, Saruman and the Chief Lieutenants of Sauron.

I believe Storms ablilty to keep the sunlight shining throughtout the battle will be the deciding factor in this fight, simply because the stronger more powerful X-Men will be fresher when it comes down to fighting the powerhouses of SAURON.

What the hell are you babbling about? Sunlight doesn't stop the orcs, it simply pisses them off. So she's going to piss off an entire army of already angry orcs? Good job Storm.

What Nataku said. The only things that take any real damage from the sun are trolls, who get turned into stone in sunlight. But Sauron bred that trait out of the ones in his army.

Too bad they didn't have the stone trolls part in the movies.

Anyway, couldn't Xorn just rip off his helmet and destroy it all? Needless to say, that's exactly what I would do. Out of spite.

I wonder how classic Juggernaut would fare. I imagine he would be soaked by thousands of gallons of blood before he was brought down. Assuming it's not like "POW POW! RINGWRAITHS ARE THERE ALREADY AND NOTHING CAN STOP THEIR LASERS!"

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
"POW POW! RINGWRAITHS ARE THERE ALREADY AND NOTHING CAN STOP THEIR LASERS!"

I wish they shot lasers.... 🙁

Juggernaut wouldn't punctured at all. He could continuously defeat wave after wave of the army. Pretty much the same with Colossus. Unless of course the Orcs have the ability to raise their body temperatures either 70 degrees below ABSOLUTE ZERO or to 12,000 degrees farenheit, they aren't going to do any damage to him.

Wolverine probably wouldn't last as long as we'd want him to. If he took a massive volley of arrows in his body, hitting important organs (heart, lungs, etc.) and through his throat, mouth, or eyes...he's going down. But I'm sure he'll take a hefty number of Orcs with em.

And I think people are underestimating Magma. She could literally destroy the battlefield the Orcs are on.

100,000,000 Orcs. Magma tears open a ginormous hole in the ground, lava erupting and everything. 100,000,000 Orcs dead. Same goes for any other ground-based warrior in Mordor's army. Hell, she could sink the towers into the ground. Just remove the ground underneath, and they go down, too.

And Iceman, he could take on as many as he wanted. Once his enemies are frozen, there's not much more they can do. Or if he was just a in homicidal mood, he could impale the troops with ice spikes.

Storm, too, could just attack them with powerful weather. Lightning bolts are still extremely deadly, no matter X-men or LOTR.

But, I will agree, Sauron and Saruman will definitely be hard to defeat. Magic is powerful no matter who you are. But their magic could only go on for so long against the numbers of the X-men. And especially if Xavier is bombarding them with mental attacks, slowly but surely deteriorating their minds. And just for the sake of arguement, I won't even bring Phoenix into this. But Jean herself could prove very useful by shielding her teammates with her telekinesis.

All in all, it would be a very awesome fight. If it took 3 years for it to finish, I would watch every single second of it.

And in response to Swanky. I agree. Xorn could just be really noble and take everything out of the picture, including himself. That would be a very funny alternate ending to it.

Xorn: "Goodbye." ::Rips off helmet::

:😛LANET GOES "POP" AS IT'S SUCKED INTO HIS HEAD AND SUCH::

The white queen used her mind,
And then she made them go.
The Phoenix of Jean embraced Havok,
And blasted all the orcs.

Oh, Wolverine in the night,
Slicing up orcs till light.

The Dark Lord kills X-force tonight
And comics will heal us all.

Oh, throw down your visor go,
Rest not and blast the trolls.

Side by side we snikt the might
Of the darkest of them all.

I hear the bamf and thunder,
Rogue in the valley below.
I'm waiting for the Angel of Worthington,
Waiting for the Phoenix's glow.

The Colossus of the valley holds
The fists of destructiveness,
The ground is rich from Magma's care,
The orcs, do not forget, no, no.

Oh, Wolverine in the night,
Slicing up orcs till light.

The goblins turn to blue and black,
Juggernaut's boots are red.

Oh Banshee decides to cry,
The decibels start to fly.

The sky is filled with Iceman's ramps,
And Xavier's mind will know.

Oh, well, Wolverine's gone,
The Nazgul made him pass slow.
Cyclop's eyes on the sunrise,
Blasting like the eastern glow.

The Magneto cannot exceed,
The woe of PIS.
Colossus will shake the castle wall,
The X-Men ride in black, Ride on.

Storm will be a ho, (Ride on)
Use powers she didn't have befo.

Nightcrawler can't be seen at night
Iceman makes them cold.

Oh, Wolverine in the night,
Slicing up orcs till light.

Illyana's magik will force the writer,
To bring Colossus back.
Bring him back.

At last Phoenix is shining,
Storm's clouds of blue roll by,
With flames from Sunfire and Magma
The Dark Lord sees Scott's eyes.

Bring him back. Bring him back.
Bring him back. Bring him back.
Oh now, Oh now, Oh now, Oh.
Oh now, Oh now, Oh now...
Bring him back. Bring him back.
Bring him back. Bring him back.......

ACTUALLY Orcs are weakened by sunlight Why do you think Saruman created Uruks... obviously they are stronger but can also travel by day. And why do you think Sauron created a cloud of Darkness over the battlefield in the Battle of Pelenor fields... check the books why the hell do u think there is ash covering Mordor, why do you think there are orcs in the Mines of Moria... trust me look at any reference you want they are weakened

i guess you can call the above song:

THE BATTLE OF X-EVERMORE.

wolverine bye him self would beat the army. colussus bye him self would also beat the army and many other x-men

Originally posted by wolverine8888
wolverine bye him self would beat the army. colussus bye him self would also beat the army and many other x-men

😆 nono have you ever read lord of the rings? seen the movies?

yes I have and what the hell are swords gunna do to friggen wolverine or colussus there only problem would be the wizard