Thor vs Batman

Started by Omega Vision8 pages

Originally posted by Bentley
Bruce Wayne ain't a corpse anyways.

His main body is.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
His main body is.

No he isn't, corpse is corpse, person is person.

Wanna go to the religion forum battle zone?

Originally posted by Bentley
No he isn't, corpse is corpse, person is person.

Wanna go to the religion forum battle zone?


The current Bruce Wayne within the confines of New Earth and the current timeline is a corpse. There is a living Bruce Wayne but he's not "current" by any sense of the word.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
The current Bruce Wayne within the confines of New Earth and the current timeline is a corpse. There is a living Bruce Wayne but he's not "current" by any sense of the word.

So if Bruce is replaced by a corpse and he's flailing around in another timeline the real Bruce is the stiff meatball in New Earth? Come on!

Originally posted by Bentley
So if Bruce is replaced by a corpse and he's flailing around in another timeline the real Bruce is the stiff meatball in New Earth? Come on!

Real Bruce Wayne as in the Bruce Wayne the people of 2009 New Earth know about is a corpse.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Real Bruce Wayne as in the Bruce Wayne the people of 2009 New Earth know about is a corpse.

Who is the guy sent to the past then? Is he suddenly a non-cannon alternate version who won't count for anything if he comes back like Kal-L?

Bat funeral.

Originally posted by Bentley
Who is the guy sent to the past then? Is he suddenly a non-cannon alternate version who won't count for anything if he comes back like Kal-L?

He's an alternate version of Bruce Wayne, an alternate crappy life made by the Omega Sanction.

Then we're better off with Grayson as Batman 131

Originally posted by Bentley
Then we're better off with Grayson as Batman 131
I wasn't going to warn people on Christmas Eve but... sneer

biscuits

😛

Thor for the utter stomp.

How did this go 8 pages. Talk about disparity.

Batman does not stand a chance.

Originally posted by D-Block
Batman does not stand a chance.
Yes, unlike Superman Thor doesn't have a weakness that would handicap this fight to garner a chance for Batman. Thor stomps 10/10.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, unlike Superman Thor doesn't have a weakness that would handicap this fight to garner a chance for Batman. Thor stomps 10/10.

He's just as vulnerable to a bat-bitchslap. 😛

Originally posted by Omega Vision
He's just as vulnerable to a bat-bitchslap. 😛
Thor wouldn't even budge.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Thor wouldn't even budge.

Of course not. It'll be like in the old cartoons: Thor doesn't move but ten seconds later a bunch of cracks appear and he crumbles into pebbles. 😉

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Of course not. It'll be like in the old cartoons: Thor doesn't move but ten seconds later a bunch of cracks appear and he crumbles into pebbles. 😉
Iyd.