Thor vs Batman

Started by rag8 pages

Thor vs Batman

Since Batman has beaten Superman so many times.
How does the overrated dark knight match up against the thunder god?

batman aint overrated, but man to man thor beats him

How could Batman possibly beat Thor?

he's smart...he'd probably find a way. Atleast that's what DC writers would think...

😂

Batman can beat Superman because Superman has an exploitable weakness, you know, that little green rock. To beat Thor, you basically have to pummel him into unconciousness, something Batman will never be able to do.

What a mismatch.

agreed.

Is this a joke? Thor, the God of thunder, against Batman, a guy in tights with a utility belt...

bats beats supes cuz bats has kryptonite, and usualy i say bats would some how find a way, but there is no possible way bats could pull this one off

thor sees bats, bats sees thor, bats throws batarang, thor catches and eats baterang, batman wets himself, thor beats bats with hammer, thor takes a nap

Why does someone always take a nap at the end....? lol

yep Bats did beat supes which makes this a very viable thread

no it doesnt, unless thor has some weakness that bats can exploit, and in my ignorance i cant see one

Originally posted by Wynndar
yep Bats did beat supes which makes this a very viable thread

When did he beat Superman???

Stupid thread and complete mismatch. Batman has virtually no chance against somebody who can stand up against Hulk any day, who has access to magic and who has no special weaknesses.

Bats beat the Hulk as well.....

Crossover comics are so full of crap...

Crossover comics are so full of crap

most of the time id agree with u, but the bat/hulk one was done well enough to be believable i thought. he just used his intelligence to good effect, he didnt try to fight the hulk, hed have to be stupid to do that.

Originally posted by pr1983
most of the time id agree with u, but the bat/hulk one was done well enough to be believable i thought. he just used his intelligence to good effect, he didnt try to fight the hulk, hed have to be stupid to do that.

If you're talking about the fight where Batman "lured" the Hulk into some room filled with dangerous gasses, and then he punched (yeah right) the Hulk so that the Hulk was surprised, opened his mouth and inhaled the gasses ?

When I'm depressed, I like to think of this "classic battle" and before you know it, I'm feeling happy again, ready to take on the world 😄. That was such a laughable fight.

that part was stupid yes, i meant how he convinced hulk to join him to defeat the bad guy

Batman beat Superman? When the hell did this happen? I know of the kryptonite issue, but that's not a fight, ergo that's not 'Batman defeating Superman'. Alfred could 'defeat' Superman if he's holding kryptonite. How the hell can you actually consider that 'beating'? As for Batman defeating Hulk, again, what the hell?? I didn't read that crossover, but if he lured the Hulk into a gas-filled room, that's not beating him. That's an ambush. It's also incredibly cowardly. No wonder I've always hated Batman. Thor wouldn't fight Batman anyway, he'd hit him once to knock him out and say something like 'thou arest a noble warrior, Thor shall not fightst thee. Sleep noble bat-warrior.'