What is the worst thing you ever did while eating bacon?(please lie)

Mine was that one time while I was eating bacon I cut a fart and lit it in Church, right when the priest poured the wine in the cup and said, 'this is the blood of Christ!' 😄

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I...... ate it. 😖mart:

Originally posted by JKozzy
I...... ate it. 😖mart:

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I hung the pig upside down, sliced it from neck to nuts and pulled out it's innards.

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Well you see one time I was going to a funral, and I said hey I'm going to get a bacon sandwich first, so I go to bk and get one, but I couldnt finish it so I stuck it in my pocket. So I'm at the viewing and I go up to see the body one more time, and I feel this tremendous intestinal pressure, but it goes away, and just as I go to step away from the coffin I start puking up bacon bits all over the courps, Boy was my face red.

One time I'd quickly eaten a bacon sandwich to try and supress my hangover. I went to the local grocery store to get some more hangover food. There was a kid in a wheelchair outside collecting money for charity. I felt my stomach start to go. If I continue I'm gonna get banned.

u ate me! aww crap i died

Noooooo! *resurrects Mr. Bacon*

*...then becomes hungry and eats him.* Sorry Kev 😛

there was that one time i was eating bacon and then i saw michael jackson and for a fleeting moment I thought to myself, "hes human!" thats the worst thing by far 😬

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Well Kev (Mr Bacon) and I were eating bacon, and Kevin farted. By far one of the worst bacon experiences 😘

Umm, I ate the bacon?

I burp when I eat and fart when I burp. No lie

one time i woke up and bacon filed my room blocking my doorway... so i ate it all!
i finally exit my room to find out it wasnt bacon at all... 😬

It was dried cow turd...yup.