What is the worst thing you ever did while eating bacon?(please lie)

Ive used bacon as trip wire and took out a gagle of ninja's as said bacon commando

I massacred a small band of radioactive Bermuda pigeons

i ate bacon and got a boner !

i ate bacon....and...um.....ate it!

i ate bacon and said WOW after looking at ISB's Avvy ..

Originally posted by VENOMfan
Ive used bacon as trip wire and took out a gagle of ninja's as said bacon commando

I ate bacon right after I hijacked a school bus and drove it off the Golden Gate Bridge.

😱 As for me.......after I ate the bacon.......I creamed
my jeans. Then I asked for some more! 😆