Woman Rips Off Mans Testicles (article)

Started by Corran4 pages

A chick!!! You're not English then if you refer to yourself as a chick?

Originally posted by Corran
A chick!!! You're not English then if you refer to yourself as a chick?

πŸ˜† No I'm American

Re: Woman Rips Off Mans Testicles (article)

Originally posted by HockeyHorror
well i was searching for some Health articles for my Biomed Issues class and i came across this πŸ˜† ❌

[B]Woman rips off husband's testicles

A Romanian man had his testicles ripped off by his wife after she accused him of having an affair.

Fifty-year-old Aurica Marinescu from Constanta managed to call an ambulance before he passed out.

Doctors at a local hospital managed to re-attach his scrotum after a ten hour operation.

But despite his injuries, Marinescu says he won't press charges against his wife, according to the local daily Libertatea.

He said: "We were at home when we started to fight over a so-called relationship I had with another woman. She got so angry that she grabbed my scrotum and ripped it off.

"I wouldn't have said she was a strong woman but

she was furious and she seemed to have superhuman strength in her anger.

The pain was incredible."

The man said his wife was very passionate and added he still loved her,

which was why he did not want to cause her any problems by pressing

charges.

URL:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1102280.html
[/B]

OUCH!!!!! πŸ™

Re: Woman Rips Off Mans Testicles (article)

Originally posted by HockeyHorror
well i was searching for some Health articles for my Biomed Issues class and i came across this πŸ˜† ❌

[B]Woman rips off husband's testicles

A Romanian man had his testicles ripped off by his wife after she accused him of having an affair.

Fifty-year-old Aurica Marinescu from Constanta managed to call an ambulance before he passed out.

Doctors at a local hospital managed to re-attach his scrotum after a ten hour operation.

But despite his injuries, Marinescu says he won't press charges against his wife, according to the local daily Libertatea.

He said: "We were at home when we started to fight over a so-called relationship I had with another woman. She got so angry that she grabbed my scrotum and ripped it off.

"I wouldn't have said she was a strong woman but

she was furious and she seemed to have superhuman strength in her anger.

The pain was incredible."

The man said his wife was very passionate and added he still loved her,

which was why he did not want to cause her any problems by pressing

charges.

URL:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1102280.html
[/B]

i'll make sure to include that in my prenup...

clause number one clearly states that in the event of manual scrotal removal, it is legitimate cause of dissolution of marriage. in addition to the dissolution, the scrotal remover shall be stripped of conjugal properties, child support and/or alimony rights, which can't be appealed and is non-negotiable. in addition, she gets kicked in her groin and have metal clamps on her nipples for the duration of the hearing.

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
πŸ˜† No I'm American
Then let me be one of the first Europeans to mention to you that we just beat America 9 and a half points to 18 and a half points in the Ryder cup on American Soil πŸ˜„ sorry to sound so smug but y'all were big favourites.

Ow....😐

Originally posted by BackFire
Hopefully she'll die. What a dyke.

Hopefully she wont die, and was calling her dyke ment to be an insult?

Oh yeah, wow, what a lesbian she must be for ripping husbands testicals off.

damn that village lesbian! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜› 😐

Originally posted by Corran
Then let me be one of the first Europeans to mention to you that we just beat America 9 and a half points to 18 and a half points in the Ryder cup on American Soil πŸ˜„ sorry to sound so smug but y'all were big favourites.

Your fine. πŸ™‚

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Hopefully she wont die, and was calling her dyke ment to be an insult?

Oh yeah, wow, what a lesbian she must be for ripping husbands testicals off.

She deserves to die for doing something like that. What a bad person she is. You don't just rip a guys nuts off because you think he may be cheating on you. Perhaps if you were a guy you would understand where I'm coming from with this.. May death find her slowly and painfully.

And no, dyke wasn't mean to be an insult obviously, because we all know what a flattering word it is. Perhaps dyke isn't the right word though....Bulldyke...that's a bit more fitting. She must be pretty strong if she is able to yank off her husbands testicles. She probably looks like Rosie O'Donnel, but with more facial hair and a smaller dick. I'm sure all the other bulldyke feminazi's everywhere are all loving the fact that she ripped her husbands nuts off for no good reason, and that's what pisses me off more then anything.

"Oh yeah, wow, what a lesbian she must be for ripping husbands testicals off."

Uh...yeah, actually that's very correct. I know it was meant to be sarcastic, but sarcasm is often used to point out the idiocy of something someone has said by taking what they say and wording it in a way that makes it sound overly dumb. It doesn't work if you just basically simplify what I already insinuated, just makes it sound as if you're agreeing with me. Anyways, that's your lesson in Sarcasm 101 for today. You're homework is to make one plausable and valid sarcastic remark that actually works the way it's meant to. Off you go.

uh oh
BF went into Maddox mode!

Maddox in disguise!!!!!!!

Eh? I don't follow.

that is f.ucked up, no man ever deserves that, ever, that is so messed up, and he didnt press charges? crazy b.astard

Indeed, a woman like that should not be walking the street. She should be forced to tell every man she ever meets "now before you talk to me, I must tell you, I ripped my husbands nuts off in a fit of rage".

yes, maybe even stamp it to her forehead

Originally posted by pr1983
yes, maybe even stamp it to her forehead

as would be apropriate for any male rapist, child molester, wife beater etc etc which there are quite a few more of than female testicle tearers.

It should be noted that there has been much complaining by men in this thread that the woman should be shot for what she did but yet no mention whatsoever what punishment the man should recieve for his infidelity..........curious this is. Speaking as a woman who has had a husband cheat on her I'd say he got off lucky. If I could have managed it without prosecution I'd have removed more of my ex's anatomy than just his balls.

Nobody is condoning his infidelity, but as a punishment for infidelity I think it's a tad harsh and that's why it is so bad.

ouchie πŸ˜– the guy must be an idiot, wanting her back

Originally posted by Line
as would be apropriate for any male rapist, child molester, wife beater etc etc which there are quite a few more of than female testicle tearers.

exactly!

if she deserves death for doing that, then what should we do to murderers and psychos and rapists πŸ™„

As sick as this might sound.......... I find this to be quite exciting.