12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

Originally posted by ElectricBugaloo
1. homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since britney spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. gay marriage is not supported by religion. in a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. that's why we have only one religion in america.

8. gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. people may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. that's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. gay marriage will change the foundation of society. heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name, are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. separate schools for african-americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

Im really sorry about this everyone, I really am ... but ...

WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU ON ABOUT? 😠

mother lord of jesus christ child! have you heard yourself?

number 3 is utter BULLSH!T. my uncle was gay and his parents are as straight as an arrow chum. So read your facts again would ya, and then come back when you know what the f*ck your on about!

ok ... im done ... sorry everyone ... 😕

I know that it was a joke, but I would have had fun kicking your ass for it! 🤨 bag

So your saying eyeglasses are unnatural too CHRIST SON WHAT THE FUC* IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! 😠 and number 3 well hey my mom is a lesbian and her parents were straight and so am I. number 9 is just deeply offending, marrying pets WTF!!!!!!!!! where did that come from and even if this is a freaking joke which I geuss it is... people that do act like this have to grow the F*CK UP!!!!!!!!! *sigh* funny list though tough that I didn't realize it was a joke till I was half way through being all ass hole like.

Well, truth can be stranger then fiction. Sad we live in a world were such views are held by people. Still, a good satire.

i dont care about gay ppl as long as they stay the hell away from me

You really can't stop them, a gay person could walk up to you and say hello and you wouldn't know he's gay, damn homophob.

Originally posted by SolomnicKnight
i dont care about gay ppl as long as they stay the hell away from me

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Originally posted by SolomnicKnight
i dont care about gay ppl as long as they stay the hell away from me

come here and give me a kiss winkiss

Originally posted by PVS
come here and give me a kiss winkiss

Originally posted by SolomnicKnight
i dont care about gay ppl as long as they stay the hell away from me

yep

As I said before, you can't stop them from walking up to you and saying hello.

im not gay, but i'd much rather hang out with gay people than be seen in the same room with you homophobic assclowns 😬

ever think you might be so scared of them because you're constantly fighting your own homosexual urges? thats why you cant stand the sight of them, because it forces you to confront your own deep down feelings, and you cant deal with it. 😉

^ what he said

Originally posted by PVS
im not gay, but i'd much rather hang out with gay people than be seen in the same room with you homophobic assclowns 😬

ever think you might be so scared of them because you're constantly fighting your own homosexual urges? thats why you cant stand the sight of them, because it forces you to confront your own deep down feelings, and you cant deal with it. 😉

Well or they are just Evil .....

"As I said before, you can't stop them from walking up to you and saying hello."

No if they say it in a gay way, then you snuff them.
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Homophobic assclown

Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
"As I said before, you can't stop them from walking up to you and saying hello."

No if they say it in a gay way, then you snuff them.
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just do the world a favor and come out of the closet.

you will feel so much better, and there will be no more need for violence

Despite the fact that most of the time you wouldn't be able to tell someone sexuality because of how they talk....not all gay people fall into the stereotypes, you know.

I'm bi, but I doubt you'd be able to tell that by if I said "Hello" to you on the street.

Originally posted by alcoholicpoet
Homophobic assclown

Me?
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Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
Me?
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yes