12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

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Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
Much better.
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Thanks, I am anxious to please...

Originally posted by Bardock42
Thanks, I am anxious to please...

Good

I think gays should be allowed to marry. Why should they be exempt from being nagged all day?

Re: 12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

Originally posted by ElectricBugaloo
1. homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since britney spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. gay marriage is not supported by religion. in a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. that's why we have only one religion in america.

8. gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. people may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. that's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. gay marriage will change the foundation of society. heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name, are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. separate schools for african-americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

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Good joke, ElectricBugaloo.

Originally posted by amity75
I think gays should be allowed to marry. Why should they be exempt from being nagged all day?

Touché.

Now I think I'll have to nullify proposal two here in MI.

whatever!

gay marraige shouldnt be legal. Gay-ness is going against nature, even though nature can be quite gay sometimes.

crappy reasons.....glad you're joking.....

Great parody! Loved it. Got it from the first line!

"eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control" ?

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hitler<--------------ElectricBugaloo
This is you another Hitler.I have a little question for u if someones gay how does that affect you huh?It's not like they're pressuring u to be gay now are they?NO!

Originally posted by GothPrincess
hitler<--------------ElectricBugaloo
This is you another Hitler.I have a little question for u if someones gay how does that affect you huh?It's not like they're pressuring u to be gay now are they?NO!

You should try reading the thread before replying next time...

Good lord, people are STILL missing it's satirical merrit. Kinda funny, but more awkward.

Originally posted by GothPrincess
hitler<--------------ElectricBugaloo
This is you another Hitler.I have a little question for u if someones gay how does that affect you huh?It's not like they're pressuring u to be gay now are they?NO!

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hair gel is unnatural..........so?

Re: 12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

Originally posted by ElectricBugaloo
1. homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since britney spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. gay marriage is not supported by religion. in a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. that's why we have only one religion in america.

8. gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. people may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. that's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. gay marriage will change the foundation of society. heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name, are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. separate schools for african-americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

What a complete load of CRAP! Of course gay marriages should be legallised. What is wrong with marrying the person you love? EVERYONE has the right to be with who they love.

Originally posted by chilled monkey
What a complete load of CRAP! Of course gay marriages should be legallised. What is wrong with marrying the person you love? EVERYONE has the right to be with who they love.

Goddamit...chill you monkey......

Originally posted by Bardock42
Goddamit...chill you monkey......

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😂 ... Funny shit. I'm not surpsised that some people don't see the satire, instead of getting all over their ass about it, get all over the asses of the people who actually believe in what the list says, they're the ones who have made the list believable to some people.

heres one. it is noones right to tell a person what to do. heres the truth. if they want to go to he doulb hockey stick thats their fulat no one eles. the nation claims we are free. what a joke. we'll never be free till we learn to do untill others as we wish them to do untill us.