12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

Started by PVS22 pages

Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
No, I meant I'm a virgin.

Now how bout you?

no, im not. i've been around the block, then the city, then the world.

but i didnt lose my virginity till i was 18

Originally posted by PVS
fishy: I agree, Its better to be lazy and just sit on your ass all day doing nothing. Unless you have just lost your virginity, then sitting on your ass might hurt right Freaky?

freaky: Uhh, no.

pvs😖ee? he's not a virgin. he likes that rough prison sex

freaky: Unfortunately I am.

get it?

Typo

a likely excuse 😉

Originally posted by PVS
a likely excuse 😉

A most likely excuse.
😄

What?

This was a good place, but it has gone to the dogs. The next thing you all will be talking about is masturbation...

this thread has gone to the dogs?

you mean it started out as a legit, worth while discussion???? 😕

i must have missed something

Originally posted by PVS
this thread has gone to the dogs?

you mean it started out as a legit, worth while discussion???? 😕

i must have missed something

Are we at "12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal"?

I admit that the above is sarcastic in nature, but it has a good point. Sorry but I think you did miss something.

If it were legal, that means that they can't make babies themselves. They'll have to adopt children! Which would decrease the overall amount of child homelessness/proverty.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Are we at "12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal"?

I admit that the above is sarcastic in nature, but it has a good point. Sorry but I think you did miss something.

You being serious...you think that has any good pouints? ...what points ...there are no points against Homosexuality........

Originally posted by dark1365
If it were legal, that means that they can't make babies themselves. They'll have to adopt children! Which would decrease the overall amount of child homelessness/proverty.

Yep.

Originally posted by Bardock42
You being serious...you think that has any good pouints? ...what points ...there are no points against Homosexuality........

Yes there are.

Such as?

Previous posts should answer that question.
🙂

Originally posted by Freaky Zeeky
Previous posts should answer that question.
🙂

Moron... 😛

Re: 12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal

Originally posted by ElectricBugaloo
1. homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since britney spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. gay marriage is not supported by religion. in a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. that's why we have only one religion in america.

8. gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. people may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. that's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. gay marriage will change the foundation of society. heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name, are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. separate schools for african-americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

💃 I AGREE^^^^^^^^^^^^

Originally posted by §P0oONY
Moron... 😛

Stupid... 😛

Originally posted by ElectricBugaloo
1. homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since britney spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. gay marriage is not supported by religion. in a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. that's why we have only one religion in america.

8. gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. people may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. that's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. gay marriage will change the foundation of society. heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name, are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. separate schools for african-americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.

are french people gay?

Thats being Stereotypical!

Originally posted by ElectricBugaloo
1. homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control.

2. heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. infertile couples and old people can't legally get married because the world needs more children.

3. obviously, gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

4. straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage is allowed, since britney spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage was meaningful.

5. heterosexual marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are property, blacks can't marry whites, and divorce is illegal.

6. gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.

7. gay marriage is not supported by religion. in a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. that's why we have only one religion in america.

8. gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

9. legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. people may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

10. children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. that's why single parents are forbidden to raise children.

11. gay marriage will change the foundation of society. heterosexual marriage has been around for a long time, and we could never adapt to new social norms because we haven't adapted to things like cars or longer lifespans.

12. civil unions, providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name, are better, because a "separate but equal" institution is always constitutional. separate schools for african-americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.


😆

That'S good, really good.

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
are french people gay?

maybe

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Are we at "12 Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal"?

I admit that the above is sarcastic in nature, but it has a good point. Sorry but I think you did miss something.

my god dude, you are seriously frightening me.
unless you feel that the satire presents points of ignorance which should be discussed, i think those points are self evident and all there is to say after that is "yeah, thats stupid". what is there to really discuss besides "hahahaha thats funny"?