The Yo Mama threads [merged]

Yo mama is your brother's uncle's son-in-law to be's niece's father's pet dog...

Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

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Yo mama rolled over and killed china's population 😱

Yo mama is so ugly, it looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a sock full of nickles.

You mama used to work at a sperm bank but got fired for drinking on the job! 😄

Yo mama is so old I told her to act her age and she died

Your mama is passed around so much, she's human morphine needle

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=300147&highlight=yo+mama

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=298117&highlight=yo+mama

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28294&highlight=yo+mama

Yo mama is so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

I like Candy 😂

Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

Your mama's so stupis she heard 85% of all accidents happen around the home so she moved.

Yo mama is so black, she drinks water and pees coffee.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I like Candy 😂

i like bubblegum and taffy, too...

Yo mama is so bald, when she wears a turtle neck, she looks like a busted condom.

I love that episode

Your mama's so stupid she got run over by a parked car

Originally posted by Fearnix
Your mama's so stupid she got run over by a parked car

Yo mama is so stupid, she fell out the window and went up.

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