The Yo Mama threads [merged]

Originally posted by sonofasaiyan
Yo mama is so stupid, she fell out the window and went up.

😱 ...........

I don't get it

Yo mama is so fat, she got stuck in the grand canyon

I like fat people! There's more of them to hug! Unless they're sleezy bar fats. Those peoples scare me!

Sofa's scare you 😛

😐 I said fat PEOPLE!

don't call them fat! they're-- uuuuuuummm-- okey, yeah... they're fat.

yo mama's so sweet when u kiss her goodnight u get toothache 😂

that's not really an insult...

Originally posted by Sun Ce
yo mama's so sweet when u kiss her goodnight u get toothache 😂

Originally posted by mc pee pants
that's not really an insult...

Originally posted by darkcrown
That's not a put down! *Slaps Sun Ce* Oh Crap! Sorry, I thought you would dodge that!

Originally posted by Sun Ce
i know, i could never insult a person, i keep that to my head, i would never tell anybody or insult them in any way 😊

sh!t like that will make you crazy. tell people how f*cked up they are... it's you're god given birth right.

Originally posted by Sun Ce
i know, i could never insult a person, i keep that to my head, i would never tell anybody or insult them in any way 😊

Originally posted by darkcrown
I would have belived you if you didn't tell me to feck off earlier today.

Originally posted by Sun Ce
yes i know i did, and i knwo u would bring that up, but i was upset at the time and i thought ppl were insulting me about it all 🙁, i apologise for that, i really do, sorry 🙁

yo mama so fat, she chased the school bus 'cause she thought it was a giant twinkie...

Originally posted by darkcrown
You don't have to apologize! People tell me that all the time 🙄

I haven't eaten a Twinkie scence I saw Dickie Roberts

yo mama so poor she puts m&m's on lay away... one by one.

Originally posted by darkcrown
I haven't eaten a Twinkie scence I saw Dickie Roberts

twinkie is no more... they filed for bankruptcy.