Batman vs Spiderman

Started by Batman Wins343 pages

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Yes he does...

How's it been BW?

The Bat is going to get a make over, within the next hours, then return to this thread to kick some ass.

No more Cape Crusader here, only The Dark Knight

I been great, how about you

My comp died once again, I had to leave town to visit my grandfather, who had a leg operation, and is still in the hospital.

My sis had a baby though.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
it means that you touch yourself at night.

you're retarded....

Originally posted by jinzin
you're retarded....

We all are, in one way or another.

I can agree to that...

Originally posted by jinzin
I can agree to that...

God damn, you reply fast.

Originally posted by jinzin
you're retarded....

why do you waste sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

much time on me then?

IS it true, is that why?

Why did it take so long for you to respond, you had to come up with it. 😛

I can't hate you, because you hate me so much, its actually flattering.

Originally posted by jinzin
wit? wit's gonna win this fight? what's spiderman gonna do to him....insult him do death?

We are talking about the same guy?

Spiderman has superhuman strength, speed and reflexes, plus a spidersense.
Whilst ill admit Bats does have a wide arsenal of weaponry including gas bombs. He still has to hit one of the best dodgers in comic books. Spidey HAS been known to be taken out by gas attacks but he HAS been known to dodge them.

If a gas bomb is Bats only hope well then we better start Bats funeral right now cos its gonna be a quick death..............

i went to watch angel...sorry but you're not the focal point of my life...

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
God damn, you reply fast.

you reply faster.

Originally posted by jinzin
i went to watch angel...sorry but you're not the focal point of my life...

Whatever, could've fooled me. 😛

Batman Wins, with pressure points, gas, explosive Batarangs, heat seeking Batarangs, smoke grenades, to fog the area, tear gass, his gas mask, his suit. Some might say pressure points, don't work on Spidey, well I say it worked on Grundy, in BatmanSuperman 3, then you might say how he going to lay it on Spidey, then I say tear gas, witch makes Spidey not see and start coughing, witch is affective against his Spidersense, then he uses the Touch of death, since the match is all out. Yes, Spidey could Win a couple matches, but over all Batman Wins

Originally posted by jinzin
i went to watch angel...sorry but you're not the focal point of my life...
i am,right buddy?

Originally posted by willRules
We are talking about the same guy?

Spiderman has superhuman strength, speed and reflexes, plus a spidersense.
Whilst ill admit Bats does have a wide arsenal of weaponry including gas bombs. He still has to hit one of the best dodgers in comic books. Spidey HAS been known to be taken out by gas attacks but he HAS been known to dodge them.

If a gas bomb is Bats only hope well then we better start Bats funeral right now cos its gonna be a quick death..............

you're stacking up one of the best hitters (batarangs) vs. one of mrvels best dodgers...it's pretty even money in my opinion.....

he can throw those things damn fast...once he was descending upon a group of well armed men....he knocked all the guns from their hands by throwing several batarangs that were richocheting off of each hand etc...the guys didn't even know what had just hit them...literally...

Originally posted by black robb
i am,right buddy?

you know...the 2 sexiest guys on the forums need to have eachothers backs....or we'll get mobed by our female stalkers....you got your stick? it's time to beat em away...

Originally posted by Batman Wins
Batman Wins, with pressure points, gas, explosive Batarangs, heat seeking Batarangs, smoke grenades, to fog the area, tear gass, his gas mask, his suit. Some might say pressure points, don't work on Spidey, well I say it worked on Grundy, in BatmanSuperman 3, then you might say how he going to lay it on Spidey, then I say tear gas, witch makes Spidey not see and start coughing, witch is affective against his Spidersense, then he uses the Touch of death, since the match is all out. Yes, Spidey could Win a couple matches, but over all Batman Wins

Please, spiderman has and will dodge ALL of that stuff.

Pressure points? Try a spidey speedblitz.

Originally posted by Batman Wins
Batman Wins, with pressure points, gas, explosive Batarangs, heat seeking Batarangs, smoke grenades, to fog the area, tear gass, his gas mask, his suit. Some might say pressure points, don't work on Spidey, well I say it worked on Grundy, in BatmanSuperman 3, then you might say how he going to lay it on Spidey, then I say tear gas, witch makes Spidey not see and start coughing, witch is affective against his Spidersense, then he uses the Touch of death, since the match is all out. Yes, Spidey could Win a couple matches, but over all Batman Wins

batman wins! 💃

Originally posted by jinzin
you're stacking up one of the best hitters (batarangs) vs. one of mrvels best dodgers...it's pretty even money in my opinion.....

he can throw those things damn fast...once he was descending upon a group of well armed men....he knocked all the guns from their hands by throwing several batarangs that were richocheting off of each hand etc...the guys didn't even know what had just hit them...literally...

Spiderman dodges that stuff with ease, than batman would even have hitting him with them.

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Please, spiderman has and will dodge ALL of that stuff.

Pressure points? Try a spidey speedblitz.

speedblitz...bad idea...what's he gonna blitz into? tear gas....then it's BW's scenario all over again...

Originally posted by jinzin
you know...the 2 sexiest guys on the forums need to have eachothers backs....or we'll get mobed by our female stalkers....you got your stick? it's time to beat em away...

"mobed"?

I thought you were finished with your one handed business.