Batman vs Spiderman

Started by Kento343 pages

Batman wasn't beating Superman in Hush. They were fighting Batman was not winning. I can't say anything about the red room cause I never seen that. But using Hush as to say when Batman beat Superman....Just no...

Originally posted by Kento
😉 Batman's good, and he's aweosome but he isn't psychic, and he isn't all knowing.

So this redneck goes up to this professor and asks
"What do you teach?"
"Logic 101"
"Law-jik, what's that?"
"Let me give you an example: Do you have a lawnmower?"
"Yeah."
"Let me guess you also have your own house right?"
"Yeah, how'd you know that?"
"Well, since you have a lawnmower, you have a lawn to mow, correct?"
"Well, yeah."
"Then that means that you'd have a house that has that lawn am I right?
"Yeah!"
"You're also married right?"
"How'd you know that?!"
"If you have your own house chances are that you're also married. And you're also heterosexual as well, right?"
"Gosh, that's amazing! I gotta tell my friend!"

So the redneck goes up to his friend:
"I jist learned about this amazing thing called law-jik"
"Oh, how's it work?"
"Let me show ya: Do ya have a lawn?"
"No."
"f@g."

"Batman wasn't beating Superman in Hush. They were fighting Batman was not winning. I can't say anything about the red room cause I never seen that. But using Hush as to say when Batman beat Superman....Just no..."

okay granted he ran like hell...but out of the actual contact being made superman wasn't in the lead...that's for sure..

😆 That's funny. But there isn't any logic in somebody being able to dodge what he throws besides them being very agile, and fast.

Originally posted by jinzin
"Batman wasn't beating Superman in Hush. They were fighting Batman was not winning. I can't say anything about the red room cause I never seen that. But using Hush as to say when Batman beat Superman....Just no..."

okay granted he ran like hell...but out of the actual contact being made superman wasn't in the lead...that's for sure..

Just please tell me that you think Superman could kill Batman real easily if he wanted to.

Originally posted by Kento
😆 That's funny. But there isn't any logic in somebody being able to dodge what he throws besides them being very agile, and fast.
It depends on how they're able to dodge certain things. . .

*throws batarang, spidey dodges batarang returns coming from behind spidey, spidey dodges again*

That would tell me that there is something extra. . .

Originally posted by Kento
Just please tell me that you think Superman could kill Batman real easily if he wanted to.

It still amazes me that some people think that Spiderman wouldn't be able to land a punch on Batman.

Originally posted by Creshosk
It depends on how they're able to dodge certain things. . .

*throws batarang, spidey dodges batarang returns coming from behind spidey, spidey dodges again*

That would tell me that there is something extra. . .

What is in question?

"Just please tell me that you think Superman could kill Batman real easily if he wanted to"

in a fight minus prep.....oh yeah...it'd be ugly....

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
What is in question?
Not sure exactly. but this person in red with a big ol' spider on their chest somehow knew about the returning Batarang. . . Maybe we should throw something like an explosion to see what happens. . .

Originally posted by Creshosk
It depends on how they're able to dodge certain things. . .

*throws batarang, spidey dodges batarang returns coming from behind spidey, spidey dodges again*

That would tell me that there is something extra. . .

😕 Or it could tell him that Spidey isn't an idiot cause it looks like a boomerang he'd realize it coming back. Or how about Spidey jumps up. Batarang doesn't even come back towards him. There is to many variables to say that Batman will find out about the spider-sense.

Originally posted by Cosmic Cube
It still amazes me that some people think that Spiderman wouldn't be able to land a punch on Batman.
Because spiderman moves at. . . *checks fanboy spidey powerlist* the speed of light now?

With martial arts training he'd be able to move even faster I'd bet.

But as such I'm not sure if this puts his speed up there with the fastest martial artists since Spidey is untrained in fighting styles. . .

Originally posted by jinzin
"Just please tell me that you think Superman could kill Batman real easily if he wanted to"

in a fight minus prep.....oh yeah...it'd be ugly....

That's the thing Batman is always preparing for everybody but himself to turn evil. But it still wouldn't work cause Superman knows this to, and there isn't a thing that Batman would do if Superman went evil. From throwing cars at him to dropping buildings on him to light speed punch to heat vision for the stratosphere. What would Batman do to that even in a prep fight? With help, and prep I admit Batman could take Superman but with just prep, and alone I can't see it.

Originally posted by Kento
😕 Or it could tell him that Spidey isn't an idiot cause it looks like a boomerang he'd realize it coming back. Or how about Spidey jumps up. Batarang doesn't even come back towards him. There is to many variables to say that Batman will find out about the spider-sense.
Not that it's a spider sense, just something that lets him know about exactly when it was about to hit. . .

Originally posted by Kento
That's the thing Batman is always preparing for everybody but himself to turn evil. But it still wouldn't work cause Superman knows this to, and there isn't a thing that Batman would do if Superman went evil. From throwing cars at him to dropping buildings on him to light speed punch to heat vision for the stratosphere. What would Batman do to that even in a prep fight? With help, and prep I admit Batman could take Superman but with just prep, and alone I can't see it.

What was this from?:

Originally posted by Creshosk
Because spiderman moves at. . . *checks fanboy spidey powerlist* the speed of light now?

With martial arts training he'd be able to move even faster I'd bet.

But as such I'm not sure if this puts his speed up there with the fastest martial artists since Spidey is untrained in fighting styles. . .

Batman has been hit by Hal Jordan not using GL power, Ollie Queen, Punisher (Since ya'll are so keen on using crossovers) and Nightwing.

Spidey really isn't going to hit him....

"Not that it's a spider sense, just something that lets him know about exactly when it was about to hit. . ."

Like I said there are to many ways Spidey could doge the batarang to make it not come towards him as it came back, and vice versa. There are to many variables to say that he would find out.

Originally posted by Creshosk
What was this from?:

🙄 That's Superman sitting still being hit by Batman. Supes is holding back, fighting mind control, and all Batman does to him is make him really angry by hitting him with K, and then using the whole city to try to electrocute him.

Originally posted by Kento
Batman has been hit by Hal Jordan not using GL power, Ollie Queen, Punisher (Since ya'll are so keen on using crossovers) and Nightwing.

Spidey really isn't going to hit him....

Are you arguing from spidey's fanboy light speed abilitys?

15X the speed of a normal human isn't the same as the speed of a peak human. . . 🤨

Originally posted by Kento
"Not that it's a spider sense, just something that lets him know about exactly when it was about to hit. . ."

Like I said there are to many ways Spidey could doge the batarang to make it not come towards him as it came back, and vice versa. There are to many variables to say that he would find out.

And whos to say that it couldn't have been thrown in a predicted manner based on the observation of how spidey dodges?

Throw it later on so that it intentionally arcs into a path where spidey is predicted to dodge to. . .

Come on you can do better than this, why would spidey dodge when he can grab some of the things out of the air?

Originally posted by Kento
🙄 That's Superman sitting still being hit by Batman. Supes is holding back, fighting mind control, and all Batman does to him is make him really angry by hitting him with K, and then using the whole city to try to electrocute him.
Ah so it's one of those inconsistenceis that someone was complaining about. . . 🙂

Originally posted by Creshosk
Because spiderman moves at. . . *checks fanboy spidey powerlist* the speed of light now?

With martial arts training he'd be able to move even faster I'd bet.

But as such I'm not sure if this puts his speed up there with the fastest martial artists since Spidey is untrained in fighting styles. . .

Fast... Faster than Spiderman? The greatest martial arts masters cannot dodge a bullet at close range. Spiderman can.

Since when is Spiderman untrained?

With martial arts training he'd be able to move even faster I'd bet.

no spiderman would be able to move faster with training...