KMC Swimming Pool

Plane tickets aren't necessary. I bet I could walk to walney island if they had a bridge. I'm scared of lakes and rivers 🙁

Originally posted by darkcrown
*high fives MN* I think that homo jerk just shot himself. 😐 wow 🙁

which 1?

im baack! what did i miss?

*sinks into hottub*

*comes back in and sees no in the pool or hot tub*

*Pops up, gasping for air*
I'm here...I just can't swim.....help me...

*jumps in and saves canadian jedi like on baywatch*

Oh god...*wonders if Monkey Nipples is playing the part by Pamela Anderson or David Hasselhoff*

*Looks for personal floatation devices on Monkey Nipples*

Heh...I didn't know Monkey's could get implants...

yeah but they cant have silicon cause they are allergic(p.s. im a guy)

*plays the role of Pamela Anderson*

*sees Monkey nipples coming in for the mouth to mouth and blanks out*

Find your happy place....find your happy place...

Hey...for a person with monkey nipples, you look good in a blonde wig.

(I knew you were a guy, hope you didn't think otherwise)

*goes baywatch and starts running in slow motion to save canadian jedi*

Oh my God....*watches things bouncing that shouldn't be, if this were his own fantasy- jumps up*

I'm OK I'M OK!! Really! Thanks! Ok...good...who wants to play football..or smoke some cigars or something???

.... *looks at six pack body* bouncy?? *takes a cigar and throws the football*

Originally posted by Mr. Wiggles
.... *looks at six pack body* bouncy?? *takes a cigar and throws the football*

*takes a beer from his six pack, revealing a pot belly*

I meant your man boobs...no offence.. 😉

sure lets play football in the pool....not

man boobs? never!

what?????

people wit man boobs scare me

oh i dont have man boobs

lol

*swimming*