KMC Swimming Pool

*forgets he weighs 1400 pounds and sinks to the bottom*

*pops back up*

Good gravy...*moose paddles towards her voice*

Marco?

ahhhh, POLO! are you alright there?

Yup, fine, fine...stop moving around!

Marco!

Do you have your eyes shut?

Uhh...Yeeeaaahhhh...I'm a moose, not an idiot. 😉

sorry. you're not gonna get me!

*dives headlong toward the voice, uses his powerful legs to thrust, scoops her up on his shoulders and rises triumphantly*

Oh YEAH? Woohoo!

dammit, I guess you win. 🙁

LOL...I win I win I win.

*uses sultry moose voice*

What's my prize?

i'm kidding.

hey now, don't be trying any of your moose tricks with me lol

I give great Moosages.... *sexy wink*

oh, oh I want one! please!

ALLRIGHT!! Hem...I mean...sure...*suave smile*

here's a robe, get yourself changed and I'll get ready.

*changing* ok, I'm ready.

*Is wearing his smoking jacket. Gets out the hot oils*

Now, just find your happy place...and relax.

*happy place* lol

Originally posted by Arahael
*happy place* lol

Ditto..LOL.

*Let's his hooves do magic*

oh, that's nice LOL

Originally posted by Arahael
oh, that's nice LOL

Tell me, how bizarre is it to have a Moose giving you an ALL OVER hot oil massage? 😎 😛

I like it because I'm bizzare like that.