Oh man! snapped by the teacher and in deep trouble!

This is something that happened a couple of weeks back (it's the holidays now for 2 weeks, 2 days left till school starts) anyways, I was in English class and I got really bored so I write down a joke on a piece of paper which was "What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven." please don't find this offensive, it was a joke. So I handed it round and then my english teacher got it off somebody and the snitch told them it was me! my english teacher yelled his head off!

Do you wonder why? 😐

i kno.

Maybe you shouldn't have told people this story...

He wasn't jewish. He was just saying "I am very dissappointed! of all the people I held in high respect I never thought you'd be the one to do this!" he looks a bit like Sam Raimi 😬......................droolio

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I write down a joke on a piece of paper which was "What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven." please don't find this offensive, it was a joke.

I'm glad to see that my general dislike for you wasn't unfounded. Dumb enough to do that, dumb enough to not understand why it's appalling, dumb enough to come on here and admit it publicly, dumb enough to expect support.

The only joke here is you, and it's not funny.

PS: please don't find this offensive

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Wow, I feel stink now......................But Mr Zero, you shouldn't dislike me for the opinions I give in other threads.

I guess it's because a lot of you are jews huh?

Originally posted by Mr Zero
I'm glad to see that my general dislike for you wasn't unfounded. Dumb enough to do that, dumb enough to not understand why it's appalling, dumb enough to come on here and admit it publicly, dumb enough to expect support.

The only joke here is you, and it's not funny.

PS: please don't find this offensive

Anywho, here is the shortest definition of Catholicism ever writen.

Catholicism- Shit happens because you're bad.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
This is something that happened a couple of weeks back (it's the holidays now for 2 weeks, 2 days left till school starts) anyways, I was in English class and I got really bored so I write down a joke on a piece of paper which was "What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven." please don't find this offensive, it was a joke. So I handed it round and then my english teacher got it off somebody and the snitch told them it was me! my english teacher yelled his head off!

You have to be careful who you tell this stuff to. Sometimes it bothers people, and school is not a very good place to tell at.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I guess it's because a lot of you are jews huh?

Not me. 😄

I'm not catholic 🤨

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I guess it's because a lot of you are jews huh?

You know.

It's almost worth the ban I'd get....

I have to go outside and get some air.

****.

Originally posted by Mr Zero
You know.

It's almost worth the ban I'd get....

I have to go outside and get some air.

****.

The reason why I told it at school is because nobody in my class is jewish. It's very rare to find a jewish family in New Zealand.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
It's very rare to find a jewish family in New Zealand.

Mr Zero what did I do!? what? do jewish people find it offensive to be called Jews? 😕

Dont see why people are getting worked up with this, its a joke, not a funny one but a joke non the less. Whether the joke has Jew in it, or Welsh man (me) its still moderate humour.

Darkcrown are you from New Zealand? is your name Dan or Megan?

I'm not a Jew.....But if I was, I would find that offensive, even if they said "no offense"

That truthfully was low 😬