Batman vs Spiderman-Who is hotter?

Started by Punkyhermy6 pages

Batman vs Spiderman-Who is hotter?

LOL!!!
Yeah well...
Bruce Wayne is the ultimate cover boy! 馃槈

Spiderman is the ultimate boy next door! Wait, what am I saying?!

Oh punk. Oh dear oh dear.

You mean sexually or as in whose comic sales are greater? Oh hell, it doesn't matter, Spidey's books are great and Peter's dreamy. Mary Jane's a lucky gal.

Oh god....I need to go get laid, and fast!

Batman...

Yeah but you're the hottest of all Elektra 馃槈

馃槺 thanx 馃槈 I'm flattered...

she-venom

it's between Batman & Spider-Man...

Physically...sexually...
Batman...DUH!!!!
I mean...who'd be attracted to a guy who dresses oh-so-pathetically like a bug?!

It's a spider, not just some bug. And at least Spider-Man is being consequent : he was bitten by a spider, this gave him some spider-abilities and he calls himself Spider-Man. Easy as pie.

But why did Batman decide to dress up as on overgrown Bat-thing ? When you think about it, he has nothing in common with a bat. And please don't say that just like a real bat, Bruce Wayne prefers the night, because I find that a lame excuse. And the fact that according to Frank Miller a bat flew into his house when he was doubting himself, doesn't convince me that much either.

If I had to dress up as every animal that flew or crept into my house whenever I was doubting myself, I should call myself Mothman. Or Bugman. Or Mouseman. Or Creepylittlething Man.

Originally posted by wrathofachilles
Oh god....I need to go get laid, and fast!

I just got done doing that like 2 mins ago.

Originally posted by Mane
I just got done doing that like 2 mins ago.

You're a bastard.

馃槈

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Physically...sexually...
Batman...DUH!!!!
I mean...who'd be attracted to a guy who dresses oh-so-pathetically like a bug?!

What the hell? Did you not go to third grade? Spiders are arachnids, not 'bugs.' As for who'd be attracted to him, oh I don't know, say Betty Brant, Liz Allen, Gwen Stacy, Felicia Hardy, Mary Jane Watson, Aunt May...no wait, scratch that last one.

I bet he could make an instant love-cradle with his webbing.

batman probably has a love-cradle gadget somewhere in that bat-cave, the bat-cradle.....or the love-bat (instead of love-boat), i mean look what he uses to fight crime, imagine what he uses to do "the touch"

Originally posted by who?-kid
It's a spider, not just some bug. And at least Spider-Man is being consequent : he was bitten by a spider, this gave him some spider-abilities and he calls himself Spider-Man. Easy as pie.

But why did Batman decide to dress up as on overgrown Bat-thing ? When you think about it, he has nothing in common with a bat. And please don't say that just like a real bat, Bruce Wayne prefers the night, because I find that a lame excuse. And the fact that according to Frank Miller a bat flew into his house when he was doubting himself, doesn't convince me that much either.

If I had to dress up as every animal that flew or crept into my house whenever I was doubting myself, I should call myself Mothman. Or Bugman. Or Mouseman. Or Creepylittlething Man.

As a kid Bruce fell into the batcave and was terrified of the bats that flew all over him. He was so scared in fact that a bat took the shape of his worst fear.

So after his first night as a vigilante, when he realised that criminals were a superstious lot and that in order for him to have an edge over him, he would need to scare them outta their wits. The only way to do this he presumed, would be to become his own worst fear;the bat!

Bet he didn't know how sexy dressing as a bat would be... 馃槈

God. You remind me of the girls back in the 80s who just thought Corey Feldman was the greatest actor in the world.

You so sexy punky!!!!!

Originally posted by wrathofachilles
God. You remind me of the girls back in the 80s who just thought Corey Feldman was the greatest actor in the world.

Oh man, call a hospital. I just busted a vein laughing.