Batman vs Spiderman-Who is hotter?

Started by FrothByte6 pages
Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Physically...sexually...
Batman...DUH!!!!
I mean...who'd be attracted to a guy who dresses oh-so-pathetically like a bug?!

at least spiderman doesn't wear his brief ontop of his tights!

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
As a kid Bruce fell into the batcave and was terrified of the bats that flew all over him. He was so scared in fact that a bat took the shape of his worst fear.

So after his first night as a vigilante, when he realised that criminals were a superstious lot and that in order for him to have an edge over him, he would need to scare them outta their wits. The only way to do this he presumed, would be to become his own worst fear;the bat!


Yeah I know, I read "Year One" also. Great story and fantastic artwork. But back then, Bruce Wayne/Batman was still a human who bled and slowed down when he was hurt and who wasn't "rope-slinging" Gotham City like an improved Spider-Man.

Back then, he was just a strong, clever, strong-willed dude. Later, writers screwed him up big time by letting him fight (and defeat) too strong monsters/enemies a normal human - including Batman - just can't beat.

And that's when I called it a day.

Originally posted by wrathofachilles
God. You remind me of the girls back in the 80s who just thought Corey Feldman was the greatest actor in the world.

uumm...I don't even know who u are talking about.... 😕 🙄

And yes those briefs ARE hot...not to mention that cape of his...

Originally posted by who?-kid
Yeah I know, I read "Year One" also. Great story and fantastic artwork. But back then, Bruce Wayne/Batman was still a human who bled and slowed down when he was hurt and who wasn't "rope-slinging" Gotham City like an improved Spider-Man.

Back then, he was just a strong, clever, strong-willed dude. Later, writers screwed him up big time by letting him fight (and defeat) too strong monsters/enemies a normal human - including Batman - just can't beat.

And that's when I called it a day.

Yeah...Batman year one was awesome!!!!
But Batman still bleeds and nearly kills himself...he did so in Hush and Oracle and Huntress have to drag his limp form home... 🙁

You've never heard of Corey Feldman?? You must be around 15 if even that old...

God, their comics!

your point being ...

Originally posted by Mookermadness
God, their comics!

awfully narrow-minded of you to only see the beauty in what is real...

Actually, it's 'they're', 'their' indicates possession; 'they're' is the contraction form of they are. So it's 'God, they're comics!'

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
Yeah...Batman year one was awesome!!!!
But Batman still bleeds and nearly kills himself...he did so in Hush and Oracle and Huntress have to drag his limp form home... 🙁

You so very very sexy Punky!!!!!

Hey! Only I can flirt with the girls here!

At least give me that....I have nothing else...

Originally posted by Asian Hulk
You so very very sexy Punky!!!!!

huh?!

Am I missing something? 😕

Originally posted by wrathofachilles
Hey! Only I can flirt with the girls here!

At least give me that....I have nothing else...


mmm...maybe 😉

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
huh?!

Am I missing something? 😕

just smile and nod ✅

Ah, the perfect way for women to deal with men. If you all knew to just smile and nod, the world would be a perfect place 😉

I want to say "sex on the ceiling" without sounding like a summer guy... but I can't.

make this a perfect thread and get back in to topic.....

I dunno why you guys post in here.... it's supposed to be a discussion about who's hotter between two male characters 😑

Hey, I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to say Spider-Man all the way!.....hmm....if I say I'm not comfortable enough in my sexuality, what are the odds of you helping me out in that regard? *clicks tongue*

Sooner or later....I'm going to take it too far and get slapped lol.

I didn't mean the question in that way....

point is, you post here, but don't even say "Batman" or "Spidey" you just post all random things..... (and by "you" I speak in general, not only you mr wrath 😉)

Even an insinuation about they can't be hot 'cause they are paper made... 🤨 they can't be hot, but they can fight 🙄

and about your sexuality..... I wasn't questioning it, I wouldn't dare angel_not

Sex on the ceiling is a point for Spiderman.