I think for this subject we should all refer to Jerry Seinfield...I prolly won't be able to quote it exactly, but he's refering to men here...
"We like women, we want women but thats pretty much as far we've thought. Thats why we're honking car horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far. We're working on some new programs, but its not easy when yours minds a blank! Honking the car horn to me, thats the lowest level. This is the last living brain cell, what is this? Hes in the car, shes on the street...beep beep! vrooooom....what is he thinking? 'well, I guess i made my point!' What is she supposed to do? kick off her heels, start running after the car, grab onto the bumper? Car comes to a stop... 'Its a good thing you honked! I had no idea how you felt!'"
I could go on...but i won't 😉
Originally posted by BackFire
First of all, sexual harrasment pretty much becomes null and void at a concert. Anything short of forced penetration seems to be acceptable if it's at a concert.Secondly, what were you wearing? What you're wearing has a lot to do with the type of attention men give you. If you don't want to be hit on don't wear sexy clothes.
Thirdly, that's what you get for going to a Kid Rock concert. His main audience is a bunch of drunken morons who couldn't get laid by their own right hand.
That is so true. That was great.
I say these things as a guy-
First of all, whenever you really need someone and need to be in a relationship, F*cking Everyone is taken!!!!
Second, nothing sucks more than when you are on a date, but are not aware it is a date till there is a tongue performing a strep throat swab on you.
and third, I agree with this Jello Biafra quote "Don't you wish we lived in a society where you could go up to any girl and say "Hey, let's get butt naked and ****!" and then if she says no, instead of awkwardness you could say "ok, that's cool, let's just be friends then".
as for the concert thing. this is my advice-the kidneys are located at the midback and are not well protected, the testicles are incredibly sensitive and exposed for the most part, the spleen is barely protected and is on the left side of the body, below the ribs, the adam's apple hurts more than the testicles and is potentially fatal, there is an incredibley painful pressure point located two inches below the chin, there is another potentially crippling one on the inner thigh, one inch below the genitals, the solar plexus nerve cluster can be exploited if you pretend your hand is a knife and poke in the middle of the upper four abdominals, I think i covered most of the easily accessable bases...