Complain About Your Life

NADER!

i voted for nader, i hate everyone!

i love red vs blue 😛

Red vs Blue ROX!!!!!

"You rubbed alovera on my leg for a gunshot wound???"

THAT STUFF IS FUNNY! oh! have ya seen "Internet vs Real Life" !?

Halo P: Wow, it was really great to meet you.
Halo P: It was really great to meet you too.
Halo P: Would you mind if I called you later?
Halo P: Sure.
Meeting New People: Internet
Halo P: So big boy, I’m a-
Halo P: You’re not a girl.
Halo P: What!? Course I am!
Halo P: A REAL girl!?
Halo P: Who’s a girl!? I like girls!
Halo P: Shut up you!
Halo P: Yes, I really am a girl, hehehe.
Halo P: … send me naked pictures.
Halo P: … Okay.
Halo P: I LOVE ANGELINA DOLENE! DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE ANGELINA DOLENE!? SHE’S GOTTA PAIR OF BIG LIPS!
Checking your Mail: Real Life
Halo P: Bills, bills, bills, coupon … great.
Checking your Mail: Internet
Halo P: Pardon me my friend, but I am Nigerian Royalty. And I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact that I can’t spell Nigeria or Royalty…
Halo P: Would you like to refinance your home? Mortgage rates have never been lower.
Halo P: Hey Churse, we have all the filthiest sluts on the internet, they’re hopped up on herbal viagra and waiting for you!
Halo P: WOULD YOU LIKE A BIGGER PENIS? WERE WOULD YOU LIKE IT!? I COULD SUGGEST SOME PLACES-
Halo P: We could put it in NesGrove.
Going Shopping: Real Life
Halo P: 12.99 for that Creed CD please.
Halo P: Here ya go.
Halo P: Have a nice day.
Going Shopping: Internet
Halo P: DOES ANYONE HAVE THE NEW CREED CD!?
Halo P: I have it.
Halo P: Give it to me RIGHT NOW.
Halo P: Give it to you? Why would I do that?
Halo P: YOU’RE NOT GIVING IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME FASTER!
Halo P: Wait, that’s illegal.
Halo P: No it isn’t, I don’t want it to be illegal, there for it isn’t, that’s the way it works.
Halo P: CREED SUCKS! I HATE YOU! AND I HATE THE BAND YOU LIKE!
Partying With Friends: Real Life
Halo P: This is a great party!
Halo P: Yeah, WOO! All right!
Partying With Friends: Internet
Halo P: Hey, where is everybody?
Halo P: I guess they’re all masturbating.
Halo P: OH…… right.
Halo P: Well I’ll see you later dude, I’m gonna go masturbate.
Halo P: Okay, see ya.
Discussing Politics: Real Life
Halo P: Look, that’s just the way I feel about it.
Halo P: Well, I disagree, but I respect your opinion.
Discussing Politics: Internet
Halo P: YOU DESERVE TO DIE! DIE AND GO TO HELL AND BURN!
Halo P: OH YEAH!? WELL I HOPE YOU GET RAPED… TWICE! EVERY THING WILL FEEL DIFFERENT!
Halo P: WE DON’T NEED TO FIND ANY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION! WE JUST NEED TO WANT TO FIND THEM! THAT’S THE WAY IT WORKS!
Halo P: I’M VOTING FOR NADER! I HATE EVERYONE!
Halo P: WOULD YOU LIKE TO CHANGE YOUR HOMEPAGE TO MOVEON.ORG!?
Halo P: Politics make me soooooo horny. Check out my web cam pick up at PresidentialSluts.com.

neck,

'griff, why would you give somebody CPR for a BULLET WOUND to the HEAD?'
"seemed like the right thing to do at the time"
'what would you do if i got shot in the toe, rub my neck with aloe vera?'

😂

Thats the one 😛

"Firing main Cannon!"

you killed church, you teamkilling fcuktard!

you backstabbing co<kbite

I'm scared dave! Will I dream??? Daaaaaaevy....daaaaaaaaaaaaveyyyyyyyy

Sheila!!!! SHEEEEILA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sheila! Sheila!! Wait, whos sheila!?

Sheila is the lady in the tank. She was my friend.

OH DUDE! I knoew you could pick up chicks in a tank!

i hav both DVDs... drool

I DLed them 😄

me too

I g2g I'm gonna take ur advice steve, night 😊

good, imma go too night

now that ive had the chance to read what i said and think it over...i take back one thing.....

ive been here almost 5 months....not 4 😛

I HATE WORKING ON THE HOLIDAYS 😠

what is yoour job,or do you mean studying?

i work at a cafe and we get so busy on the holidays schmoll

aw that sounds fun,im trying to get a job at the moment.im thinking of applying for the pet shop round the corner from me.i love animals