Complain About Your Life

Started by Insomniatric120 pages
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Planned to go out tonight with friends, took nap, woke up to find the roommates left already. mad

It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping, and toss it out the window of a moving car.

I CANT FIND THE LAPTOP I WANT ANYWHERE I SPEND LIKE 2 DAYS SEARCHING FOR ONE AND THEN I FINALLY SETTLE FOR THE OTHER AND IT ****ING SELLS OUT EVERYWHERE

fffuuu

Originally posted by Insomniatric
It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping, and toss it out the window of a moving car.
You're not your ****ing khakis.

I need a job, that's my complaint for the time being.

*deep breath*

I am in desperate need of a girlfriend, I am fed up of going from girl to girl (not like every day but over the past year). Its nearing winter time and thats prime time relationship avenue for me.

All I do in my life is complain about women

Originally posted by Discos
*deep breath*

I am in desperate need of a girlfriend, I am fed up of going from girl to girl (not like every day but over the past year). Its nearing winter time and thats prime time relationship avenue for me.

All I do in my life is complain about women

Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand.

You've said that on KMC already.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand.

You should have just said, "Women are tricks."

Originally posted by the.kenzo
You've said that on KMC already.
I mean it twice as much.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I mean it twice as much.

*swats with a rolled up newspaper*

NO!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
You should have just said, "Women are tricks."
Or "Women are complicated as hell?"

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Or "Women are complicated as hell?"

That's what I said.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's what I said.
Tricks has more than one meaning.

Trick as in a hoe that messes with your head.

Yes Maam, thats one kind.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Tricks has more than one meaning.

haermm

nothing to complain this was an awesome day off

getting seriously pissed off of my dates keep cancelling on me.

I have plenty I should complain about, but I'm actually happy overall with life at the moment, so I won't bother.