Complain About Your Life

Originally posted by Dark-Jaxx
Lol, young kids stay up REALLY late nowadays man.

Maybe an immature 16 year old.

Yes I know, I was one one them. But ratio on the street heavily favors someone older than in their early/mid teens.

Well, may the karma gods give his 16 year old colon cancer.

I doubt keying a car is a bad enough reason for cancer. mmm

Damn, that's pretty shitty. Fortunately for me, I have never had that happen to me, but I would be just as pissed off as you, if not more.

I remember, however, a few years ago, I was with a friend and we discovered that all 4 of his tires had been slashed. He nearly started crying out of anger. Hell, I probably would have, too. We never figured out who did it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Friday night, I parked my car on Valencia St. in San Francisco, I was parked correctly, I wasn't sticking out or taking up two spaces, yet some sub-human scrotal-sac decided to key my car down to the metal. ****ing senseless damage pisses me off... if was parked like an *******, MAYBE I could understand.

I truly hope that karma nonsense is true and that lowly-action comes back to bite that piece of shit in the ass. /end rant

Didn't know you lived in Frisco dude.

I thought you lived in Los Angeles or something.

Originally posted by Robtard
Friday night, I parked my car on Valencia St. in San Francisco, I was parked correctly, I wasn't sticking out or taking up two spaces, yet some sub-human scrotal-sac decided to key my car down to the metal. ****ing senseless damage pisses me off... if was parked like an *******, MAYBE I could understand.

I truly hope that karma nonsense is true and that lowly-action comes back to bite that piece of shit in the ass. /end rant

That's bullshit man. How long of a scratch was it?

Originally posted by AngryManatee
That's bullshit man. How long of a scratch was it?

It's somewhat of a "T" shape, about 8 inches across and 6 down.

Originally posted by Blax_Hydralisk
Didn't know you lived in Frisco dude.

I thought you lived in Los Angeles or something.

I live in Larkspur, which is about 10 miles North of the Golden Gate. I was partying in Frisco that night.

Originally posted by Robtard
Friday night, I parked my car on Valencia St. in San Francisco, I was parked correctly, I wasn't sticking out or taking up two spaces, yet some sub-human scrotal-sac decided to key my car down to the metal. ****ing senseless damage pisses me off... if was parked like an *******, MAYBE I could understand.

I truly hope that karma nonsense is true and that lowly-action comes back to bite that piece of shit in the ass. /end rant

Originally posted by Strangelove
All that we need to do is invent anal cancer and we're halfway there

Get to it then, you're a smart guy.

Wait, someone beat you to it.

Friend of mine had the word N***** scratched into his car. Brand new car, just got it a week before this happened.

May anal cancer infest that scum who did that.

sorry to hear about that. may cancer rot out his colon and the colons of his parents to, just a reward for raising a fine piece of human garbage.

Hahahahahaha.

Awesome.

I'm joking, that's despicable.

-AC

Originally posted by Ax3l
Friend of mine had the word N***** scratched into his car. Brand new car, just got it a week before this happened.

That's sick.

Wait, he was white, right?

What the ****... with the amount of retard threads in the OTF, this one gets moved? **** YOU!

I feel that.

yeah, thats just retarded. then again this is kmc...

The "What was the last food you ate" and "What are you eating right now" get their own ****ing threads, yet my vaginal-seapage thread gets grouped... ASSHOLES.

Originally posted by Robtard
vaginal-seapage

I take jism for 100, Alex.

Originally posted by McLovin
I take jism for 100, Alex.

Q: An average of 6 calories is found in this measurement of sperm?