Age Old Questions to be Answered
Anybody have an answer for these?
Why do they call him DONKEY Kong when he is a monkey?
Why do they have different colored M&M's if they do not taste any different?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about it?
Why do you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger, but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
Why does a company call something a free gift? When has a gift not been free?
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
I will post more later... they are kind of funny. I get laughs when I do my stand-up act with them