Superman vs Aunt May

Who do you guys think would win this epic battle of Supernam and Aunt May?

Please don't post pointless battles. It just wastes board space.

I now hate you with a large portion of my body.

I didnt intend to offend anybody. I am sorry.

I didnt intend to offend anybody. I am sorry.

Superman would think she needs help crossing the street, then he'd see Spiderman go to help her and he'd say "Lady the villain is trying to steal your purse, no worry i'll tackle him!" So Superman swoops down and smashes the Webhead like a bug. Turns to aunt may with his super white sparkling teeth and gets kneed in the groin and bitchslapped!

this fight is totaly stupid, it is a TOTAL MISMATCH, i would expect this of asian hulk (jk) this is a total waste

every one knows aunt may woud pwn supes

Aunt May w/o a doubt. She's a whiz in the kitchen and w/ a rolling pin in her hand she can commit murder.

*lol*

all rollingpuns are coated with kryptonite

rolling pins

i think aunt may has kryptonite contacts...

dude your my hero... when i grow up im going to be just like you

Oky, this is just wrong😐

I can't even laugh at this, I'd expect Asian Hulk to come up with this. Come on now, even in an attempt to be funny, you should know better than this. You can't put anyone up against the omnipotence of Aunt May, that's a slaughter. I wouldn't even put Thanos or Dr. Doom against Aunt May, that's just madness, MADNESS I SAY!!!

Aunt May has proven to be capable of taking down the Living Tribunal, the Spectre, the Beyonder, and the One Above All at the same time in a bake-off. What makes you think lowly Kal-El has a chance in hell?

And to those of you that ***** that this is a waste of space, it's gotten more replies than several other match-ups, lol.

wrath she didn't win the fight with the spectre it was a draw and as for Supes he doesn't have a chance aunt may is in a whole different league then him.

It was only a draw because Aunt May had to go home and get dinner ready for Peter. She was kicking his ass all over the cosmos.

She wasn't really kicking his ass they were evenly matched

sacrilage. there is no equal to Aunt May

sacrilage. there is no equal to Aunt May

again sacrilage. There is no equal to Aunt May